Yo. Okay, so I few months ago (like 7 actually...but it doesn't seem like long) a bunch of Twilight fans on the Twilight Lexicon Skit Thread started doing a bunch of song fics with veggie tales and other songs. But anyway, we did lots of "veggie vamps" songs and stuff. Anyway, it's basically short little skits involving the Cullens and other vampires singing songs (mostly form veggie tales) I decided to post some of the skits I wrote. They aren't really in character and stuff so don't get mad at me for that. It's just me fooling around, kay? Just for fun.

Anywho, I thought they were pretty funny, so I'll start with just posting one of my little songs and if you guys like it I'll add more. (I have a bunch on my computer and trust me I'll probably write more, they're pretty fun to write)

Moving on...

Disclaimer - I do not own Twilight or any of the characters, they belong to the lovely and ingenious Stephenie Meyer. I don't own Veggie Tales either. But I'm not sure who does. But that person does, whoever they are. Not me. Kay?

To the tune of The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything. And trust me, it's waaaay better if you can listen to the song while you read this...

Voice with British accent - And now it's time for Silly Songs with Emmett, the part of the show when Emmett comes out and sings a silly song. Joining Emmet is the rest of his family who together make up the infamous coven of veggie vamps 'The Vampires Who Don't Do Anything'

ALL - We are the vampires who don't do anything. We just stay home and lie around and if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you - We don't do ANYTHING!!

Carlisle - Well I've never killed a human and I've never drank their blo-od. And I've never terrorised townfolk all ni-ight long. And I've never succumbed to my instincts. No I've never even thought about it. And I try not to be a monster at all!

ALL - We are the vampires who dont do anything we just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you - We dont do ANYTHING!!

Alice - And I've never ran at superspeed. At least not in front of a human. And I avoid walking around in that bright mid-day sun. And I've never transformed into a bat. And garlic doesn't scare me. And I try not to be a monster at all.

ALL - We are the vampires who don't do anything we just sit at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you - We dont do ANYTHING!!

Emmett - Well I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at pingpong and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall. And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten headlice and I've never been to Boston in the fall!

Rosalie - What are you talking about? What does a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a vampire?

Alice - Hey that's right You're supposed to sing about vampire - y things!

Edward - And who's ever kissed a chimpmunk? That's just nonsense!

Carlisle - Why even bring it up?

Edward - Am I right? What do you think!?

Rosalie - I think you look like Dracula!

Edward - Huh? No I dont!

Rosalie - Do too!

Edward - Do not!

Jasper - I think I'm getting thirsty!

Esme - Then go hunting!

Jasper - No! says who?

Edward - Says me!

Jasper - Fine then, Dracula!

Rosalie - hehehe

Edward - HEY!!

Emmett - Well I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball. And I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings!

Carlisle - He just doesn't get it!

All - AND WE TRY NOT TO BE MONSTERS AT ALL!!

Bella - claps YAY!!