WHY SPANDEX
WHY SPANDEX?
Abby: I'm sitting here with famous masked vigilante, Wolverine. You're a hard man to book. How are you?
Wolverine: Fine.
Abby: I'd like to get straight to the point-
Wolverine: interrupting Good.
Abby: There is one thing on my mind right now; what's with the spandex uniforms? It seems like all the do-gooders have them.
Wolverine: Because I like it, Bub. You got a problem with that?
Abby: No, no! Of course not! So, uh, does your hair grow like that naturally?
Wolverine: rips off microphone and walks away
Abby: So that concludes this interview. Stay tuned for my next awesome interview!