I stroll down the halls like I'm the Queen
And my only purpose is to be seen
Because I've been lonely the past few nights
And so I see a boy and put him in my sights
And I brush past and offer him a deal
And he follows when he sees a flash of my heel
We climb the stairs to the Astronomy Tower
And as I shed my robes I just ooze power
The boy bends to my every will
For seduction is my only skill
When we're done he doesn't just leave
But I don't expect to cuddle- I'm not naïve
Sentiments like that are like irritating tickles
And what really gets me is the boy's pile of Sickles
I count the change once he's gone
And I note the late time and yawn
But as I stand up to return to my dorm
I see the black outline of a professor's form
And I look for somewhere to hide
But Professor Snape closes in on me in one stride
"You are out of bounds," he informs me
And I quickly quell my urge to flee
"Would you be needing help too, sir?" I ask
"I can guarantee that I'm up to the task"
Snape quirks his lips and shakes his head
And I wonder if it's something that I said
"Ten points from Gryffindor," he says with a smile
"If you gave those points back I'd make it worth your while"
"Twenty points to Gryffindor if you come with me"
I smile at him and say "Lucky for you, this session is free"
As we go to his quarters, I wonder if this will be on the detention reports
But I have no qualms of what I'm doing, for I'm the Harlot of Hogwarts
This is in no way serious. Haha. My friend was complaining about how much she hated SS/HG stories, so I wrote her a poem instead. :)
Reviews please! :D