A/N: I have been procrastinating about posting this fic and now I am.

J: ARE YOU HAPPY NOW LILYWRITER06

L: shut up you weirdo and start the story

J: fine, I do not own Naruto.

- In Naruto's dream-

"Naruto! We, the panda people, are going to kidnap you and you friends." Hooded cloak person #1.

"Not unless we, the penguin people, do it first!" Hooded cloak person #2.

Both hooded cloak people laugh evilly.

-End dream-

Naruto wakes up and looks at all the penguin people standing in his room. He puts on a confused look for a second then screams like a girl. Just then, thousands of ninja pandas burst through the windows and doors. The penguins and pandas engaged in a fierce battle. 'This would be awsome to watch if I had some popcorn. No, Ramen. Yes!' Naruto thought as two ninja pandas knocked him unconscious. The penguins turned into hawiian/alaskan dancers, and carried naruto out of the room.( nkay pretend something similar happened to the following people: Neji, Hinata, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Ino, Sakura, Lee, Kiba, Tenten, Choji, and Shino. Thank you.) Naruto woke up to find that he and the other 11 ninja where tied up. He opened his mouth to say something only to find a blue penguin pointing a bazooka at the 12 of them. "How in the world would a penguin get a bazooka?" Kiba asked nervously. "SHUT UP, plus I knows a guy." The blue penguin said. "Which guy?" sakura asked curiously raising one eyebrow. The blue penguin sighed. "If you must know I'm a neighbor with a guy. Who delivered mail to a guy. Whom's wife works with a man. A waitress served that. Who knows a kid. Whose father works for the CIA." The penguin told them matter of factly. Everybody sweat dropped. A few seconds later Naruto noticed they where on a boat. "We're on a boat!" Naruto said quite pleased with himself. "Actually, a cruise liner." The penguin said smiling. (if penguins can smile.) Naruto felt a small tug at his rope. He turned his head to see a small panda bear trying to untie his rope. "don't say a thing."(1) the small panda said with an icy tone that could rival Gaara's. as soon as the panda chewed through his knot Thousands of ninja panda leapt over the sides of the cruise liner onto the boat. The penguin with the bazooka started firering at the pandas. The pandas took over the cruise liner and sailed it at almost warp speed. They crashed into shore. Everyone's rope broke as they sailed through the air. Sasuke landed hard on his stomach, and Hinata landed on his back. Neji, who some how managed to land on his feet, caught Tenten before she could hit the ground, but let Lee drop. Ino landed on Shikamaru. Kiba landed next to Choji. Sakura landed in the water, and naruto, with the small panda clinging to him, landed on the cement. Shino well he was gone all together. Pandas vaulted of the side of the sinking ship, as some dramatically exclaimed that the crew MUST go down with the ship. The pandas on land spun a round and were wearing a sombrero and ponchos. They started to sing. (la cucaracha tune.(sp?)) "shake our maracas! Shake our maracas! Wait we are all in France." The pandas did a change of costume and now they all had Pointy mustaches. They then donned a French accent. "Children we must go. Get a map of the world that is. Therefore, we can finish our kidnapping. Alas, Au revoir." The head panda said. The group of pandas ran of into the distance. Leaving behind 11 stunned shinobi. "well this is unexpected." Ino said still sitting on Shikamaru. "Ino, GET OFF ME!" Shikamaru yelled. (K, from this point on I will just call him Shika.) "Bonjur!" a girl said running up to them. "Nani?" the 11 shinobi asked in unison. "you don't speak French well it's a good thing I can speak Japanese."(2) The girl said tilting her head and smiling. "Um yeah so what's your name?" Choji asked. "me I'm sherry and I'm part of the p.p." The girl stated plainly. "And p.p. would stand for?" Tenten asked somewhat irritated. "p.p. stands for panda patrol." Sherry told them sticking her tong out in a childish manner. Of course, everyone freaked out when she said panda. "yeah I know, but if you meet any one who says there part of the p.p.n.p.p. don't talk to them." Sherry said nodding her head. "And p.p.n.p.p. would stand for?" Lee asked "Penguin patrol not panda patrol." Sherry said defiantly. "SHINOBI PEOPLE!" the panda leader screamed running at full speed, along with his followers, toward them.(3) they stopped inches before the 12. ( I counted Sherry.) "we checked you into a hotel!" The panda to the right of the panda leader said. "Yeah but we only booked 6 rooms!" the panda to the right of the panda leader said. "so I'm goanna pair you up! And if any of you object well there will be blood." The panda leader said. Moreover, the pairings are...

J: yep well you people need to vote on room pairings.

1: at first I was going to give him a name but then I decided against it.

2: ok your probably not going to find a French person that can speak Japanese running up to you.

3:notice that the pandas do not have to change languages and every body can under stand them.