Mark: 'Ello bobbit!

Jon:...freak

Mark: Anyway, this is the rewritten, remade, and reposted version of Life After Battle City. Except now it is after, well, everything in the series basically, the Ceremonial Duel and all. Anyway you might want to check out Legends Never Die, the prequel to this, it might explain some stuff. Oh and, disregard the authors notes in those stories. Well, enough rambling, here's the full summary.

Life with Heroes and Villains Alike!

Rated: PG-13, will most likely go up, for language, suggestive dialoge, and just because I don't want Communists to report this story for some strange reason.

Summary: Rewritten and reposted form of Life After Battle City. Here's the lowdown, the Yugi Gang has been brought back together through several strange plot twists. This is a story of their life afterwards. The lines between good guy, bad guy, and innocent are crossed, and all for fun. Plotlines include but are not limited to, garage bands, employment, love(for the ladies), unorthodox dueling, and family life. Pairings that might have an effect on the plot are (in order of importance) BakuraXAnzu, AtemuXIsis, KatsuyaXMai.

CHAPTER 1 Many Convenient Meetings

At Ryou's house, 2 weeks after the incident at Ryou's house...

"Please Ryou?"

"No Bakura."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????"

Ryou had had it, "NO!!! AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU USED TO BE A MANIACAL HOMICIDAL SKITZIOD! AND NOW YOUR BEGGING ME TO GO TO THE MALL WITH YOU? WHY??????"

Bakura merely shrugged off the lecture, "That's simple you fool, Anzu will be there."

Ryou's eye began to twitch, "Since when do you care about anybody, ESPECIALY ANZU?"

"Take me or I'll kill you."

"NOW THAT'S THE BAKURA I KNOW!" Ryou stated excitedly, "But, why do you want me to go with you?"

Bakura looked at his foot while it traced circles on the ground and mumbled something inaudible.

"Eh?"

"I said, I'm embarrassed to talk to Mazaki by myself..."

Needless to say, Ryou's head exploded from shock, as I'm sure yours did, but don't worry, it grew back. He tried to mouth out words, but no sound came out, finally he just gave up and drove with Bakura to the mall.

At the GameShop/Household of Yugi just moments earlier...

Katsuya sat bored in the recliner, nothing had happened since the three Yami's came back. Then, a rather odd thing happened, Katsuya had a bright idea. "Hey Yug?"

Yugi sat on the couch playing 'Barney's World of Lollypops and Chocolate-Coated Popcorn Fairies' on his Gameboy, "Yeah, Katsuya?"

"Ya wanna go to da mall ta see if anybodies dere?"

"Sure! Sounds fun!" Yugi looked over to his right, "How about you Yami?"

Atemu, or as most people still referred to him, Yami, had been sitting on the other side of the couch enjoying the 'Egyptian Girls Gone Wild' video he had got in the mail. "Sure"

"It's settled then, we're off to see the Mall, the MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!"

Yami and Katsuya gave Yugi a deathstare. Yugi did something a little like this O.O''''''''

Just then, at the Ishtars new home in Domino...

KABLOOOOOOEY!

"MALIK, MARIK, GET DOWN HERE NOW!"

The duo slunk down the stairs with frightened looks on their faces. And rightfully so, for the wrath of a women is not something to be tempted, especially if that women is Isis Ishtar.

"Now, I'm just going to ask a simple question, which one of you planted the bomb that JUST BLEW THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM?"

"Um, he did." Both said in unison, as each pointed to the other.

Isis's head nearly exploded as well, but she contained her rage, "Well, we will discus that matter after we get back."

"Where are we going?" the two chimed.

"Why, the mall of course."

"Aw gee wiz sis do we hafta?"

"Unless you'd rather talk about my room now?"

"NO NO NO! LET'S GO TO THE MALL!"

"YEA, RIGHT MALIK LET'S GO TO THE MALL!"

"I knew you two would see it my way." Isis said venomously as the three of them walked out the door."

Later, at the mall...

The due of white hair had found, just as Bakura had predicted, that Anzu was at the mall. At the moment Ryou and Anzu were having a nice conversation that had been going on for twenty minutes now. Also at the moment, Bakura was pissing his pants at the sight of Anzu, which had been going on continuously for twenty minutes now. Anzu, quite suddenly, turned on heel so she could see both of them.

"WAIT, I KNOW WHAT TO DO!"

"Whats that Anzu?" Ryou asked.

"humbslleibummmblesrewo?" Bakura asked.

"Lets go to Victoria's Secret I just have to see the new panties!" Anzu shrieked.

Later in front of Victoria's Secret...

"Yay yay yay yay yay..." Anzu chanted on and on just out side the entrance.

"Okay, so lets go in whaddya guys say?"

The two just ogled at the girl like she was crazy, which she is, so, um, dammit how to put this, oh yea...

The two just ogled at the girl like she was crazy, for a crazy person. Oh yea, I'm so the Beethoven!

"Umm, Anzu, if it's all the same to you, I'd rather stay out here."

"Alright, how about you Bakura?"

"Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh..."

"I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES!"

'shit'

Earlier, with Yami, Yugi, and the Katster...

The trio stepped out of 'Changs Ol' Fashion Chicken Shack'.

"So, what do you guys want to do now?" Yugi asked his much... larger companions.

Yami pulled his head out of the bucket, "eat, More, CHICKEN!"

Yugi and Katsuya -.-'''''''''''''''

"How about you Katsuya?'

"Hmmm, I dunno know. HEY, Larry's Chinese Palace! Lets go get somedin ta eat!"

"Katsuya, WE JUST ATE!"

"So..."

"grrr"

"yipe!"

Yami dropped the bucket of chicken to the floor and, with bar-b-q sauce still on his face, he stated, "WAIT, I KNOW WHAT TO DO!"

"Whats that?" his two companions inquired.

"Lets go to Victoria's Secret I just have to see the new panties!" Yami shrieked.

Katsuya O.O'''

Yugi looked up at the two innocently, "Hey guys, what are panties?"

Back to the same moment we left Bakura, Ryou, and Anzu at...

"Hey guys!"

'thank god' Bakura thought, "HEY Guys good to see ya!" Bakura said in a jovial manner as he patted the three on the back, now don't ask me how he patted three people on the back with only two hands, but he did. Those three people however, were quite freaked out.

"Is he feelin alright?" Katsuya asked.

Ryou responded calmly, "No, actually this is very uncommon. It could be a sign of three things. 1: the apocalypse is coming. 2: he was embarrassed to go into Victoria's Secret with Anzu, or the most likely, 3: sunspots. Big, nasty, mean, sunspots."

"Is he feelin alright?" Katsuya asked, this time looking at Ryou.

Bakura, now out of danger of Victoria's Secret and embarrassment, because now all attention was on Ryou's oddness as opposed to his, managed to change the subject.

, "So, why is everyone here?"

Yami, and Anzu, got up on tippy-toes and shrieked, "I JUST HAVE TO SEE THE NEW PANTIES FROM VICTORIA'S SECRET!"

Yugi snuck up behind Bakura, "Bakura, what are panties?"

Bakura 0-o'''''''''''

Mark: Well, different from the original, but with much of the same in it, though if this is your first time reading the story, you probably wouldn't know that. Please review, and if your wondering this like, why are the Ishtars in domino, why isn't Bakura murdering people, how are the yamis back, read Legends Never Die.

Jon: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, anyway, one last reminder, review.

Mark: Yep.

Master Shake: SHIZ NITE!