SuvwI' yIt tach or A Warrior walks into a bar

by RavenDove

This is a Klingon bar joke. It is PG13 because the translation is kind of not sutible for young ears. No swearing, just adult. It's short because writing in Klingon is hard work. Read it for a laugh.

The following is a joke in Klingon, and the shortest story I've ever posted.

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SuvwI' yIt tach 'ej ghom chechSuvwI'

vaj SuvwI' jatlh chechSuvwI'

vavHomlij 'e' toD Qong bIng vay'tun'a'

chechSuvwI' jatlh SuvwI' Hija' 'e' SoSHomlij

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A Warrior walks into a bar and encounters a Drunken Warrior. Then the Warrior says to the Drunken Warrior, "Your most despicable Father requires something very soft beneath him in order to sleep."

The Drunken Warrior says to the Warrior, "Yes, sure, your most despicable Mother."

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You'd better not let me catching you using this in any other stories because I have dibs.

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Lyda Mae (RavenDove) Huff