(security alarms go off) BWOOOOOOOOOO!
Kaiba: Another week, another terrorist. sigh What now?
Bakura: (over the intercom) BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Kaiba: That voice sounds strangely familiar...
Bakura: I'll have you know that I'm doing this for no reason other than being bored! Have fun running for your lives!
Kaiba: Fantastic. (semi-distant explosion)
(Mokuba comes running in)
Mokuba: Big brother! We're under attack!
Kaiba: Judging by the explosions, I'd say... yes, I know.
Mokuba: Come on, let's get out of here!
Kaiba: Right behind you. (Why do I always attract the crazy people...)
Bakura: NOT SO FAST! You've activated my trap-- death by explosions!
(explosions start coming from the end of the hall
Kaiba and Mokuba: O.O (they start running down the hall)
Mokuba: What's with this guy! He was never THIS crazy!
Kaiba: Well, he does hang out with Yugi.
Yugi: (randomly comes out of a door) I heard that!
Bakura: How are you not dead yet?
Kaiba: Quick! (makes a sharp turn down another hall) We're going down the elevator!
Mokuba: But the elevator's-- (they fall down the empty shaft) OOOOOOOUT!
(they fall, but Kaiba grabs hold of the rope)
Kaiba: Rope... burn... my hand...
Mokuba: Try not to drop me!
(they climb down to the bottom and go out the door)
Mokuba: I didn't know there was a door down here...
Kaiba: Never hurts to be prepared for this sort of thing.
Kaiba: Quick! makes a sharp turn down another hall
We're going this way!
Mokuba: But do you even know where this-- (they fall down the shaft) Goes!
(they land in the trash at the bottom)
Kaiba: Great.
Mokuba: Ewww...
(loud creaking noise, the walls start closing in)
Mokuba: What the--!
Kaiba: Why did I have to put the trash compactor HERE?
Mokuba: Why do we even NEED a trash compactor?
Kaiba: You haven't noticed how many ideas I throw away, have you?
Mokuba: That many, huh...
Kaiba: Do you wanna sit here and chat, or should we get out so we don't get killed?
Mokuba: Oh. Right.
(Mokuba notices a platform above them... with a door)
Mokuba: How are we gonna get up there?
Kaiba: (points to the grappling hook on the wall)
Mokuba: How DO you plan for this stuff?
(they climb out)
Kaiba: Quick! (makes a sharp turn down the hallway) This way, hurry!
Mokuba: Where're we going!
(they go through the door and fall down the shaft)
Kaiba: The garage. All the vehicles here are controlled by the computer mainframe.
Mokuba: Wow, even I didn't know about this... Hey, wait, why are they controlled from--
(headlights suddenly turn on)
Bakura: Are you ready to take a trip TO YOUR DOOM!
Kaiba and Mokuba: O.O
Kaiba: (opens up the door to the cellar)
Mokuba: Is there anything you aren't prepared for?
Kaiba: Quick! (makes a sharp turn down the OTHER hallway) This way, hurry!
Mokuba: But wait, this is--
Kaiba: (opens the door, walks forward, spikes shoot out of the wall) Whoops. Wrong way.
Mokuba: I can hear more explosions getting closer! We've gotta go forward!
Kaiba: I hope we don't get skewered.
(they dodge various archaic yet effective traps)
Mokuba: That WASN'T fun...
Kaiba: Look, there's the exit. If we can just get--
(Kaiba steps on "that" tile, a boulder comes out of the ceiling behind them)
Kaiba and Mokuba: O.O
Mokuba: WHAT DO WE DO NOW!
Kaiba: (pushes aside a seemingly random tile to reveal a button; pushes it; boulder falls into a conveniently-reavealed pit)
Mokuba: Wooooooow...Wait, why is this hallway even here?
Kaiba: You can never be too careful.
Kaiba: Quick! (takes a turn down the hallway) This way!
Mokuba: Where's this lead to!
Kaiba: (opens the door, inside is a giant pool with a pirate ship floating in it and pirates milling around)
Mokuba: o.O ...Wow,...just...wow...
Kaiba: Don't look at me like that. I had to find somewhere to keep the pirates.
Mokuba: WHY do we have PIRATES?
Kaiba: Backup security.
Mokuba: Security...?
Kaiba: Everyone knows that pirates are only the most ruthless people ever. They wouldn't hesitate to attack anybody who...
Pirate: Arr! Tresspasser off the port bow!
Kaiba: ...
Mokuba: YOU MEAN THEY WOULD KILL US TOO!
Kaiba: The one time I DON'T plan for something... Well, here goes! (uses his ninja skills to beat the pirate up)
Mokuba: Wow! O.O
Kaiba: We've gotta go, now! If one of their comrades is attacked, they'll all come after the attacker! Like bees!
Mokuba: I'm just gonna trust you on that... o.O
Kaiba: This way, Mokuba! (turns down the hall)
Mokuba: Where are we going!
Kaiba: (opens door, revealing a room filled with Blue Eyes White Dragon merchandise)
Mokuba: Uhhhhhhh... o.O
Kaiba: I like Blue Eyes collectibles, okay!
Mokuba: I didn't think you liked the Blue Eyes THIS much...
Kaiba: Never mind, we gotta use the secret exit to--
Mokuba: And just what is THIS? (holds up boxers with Blue Eyes pics on them) o.O
Kaiba: ...
Bakura: (over the intercom) SOMEBODY IS A BLUE EYES FANBOY! LET'S SEE HOW WELL YOU SURVIVE WITHOUT YOUR PRECIOUS COLLECTION!
Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOO! OUT THE DOOR, MOKUBA!
Bakura: (blows up the room) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Kaiba: (sniff, sniff) No...
Mokuba: (pats Kaiba on the back) It's okay.
Kaiba: Turn here! (turns down hall)
Mokuba: Where's this lead?
Kaiba: To my other, OTHER backup security!
Mokuba: (opens door) (I wonder what it could be this time... o.O) Hey, wait! This is just an empty room!
Kaiba: That's what they WANT you to think.
Mokuba: Eh? Who-- AAAH! (a shuriken whizzes past his head)
Kaiba: Don't get overeager! I won't pay you all for killing my brother!
Ninja: (comes out of hiding) Gotcha.
Mokuba: Ninjas? You have NINJAS too? o.O
Kaiba: You're giving me that look again. Let's just get out of here! There's a door over there.
Mokuba: Anything else you're hiding in this building that I should know about? o.O
Kaiba: I'm sure there is. We'll get back to that later.
Bakura: Curses! Foiled again! (lowers his head and walks off)
(they're now in a long hallway with many doors)
Kaiba: Ok, now to find the right door. Try that one, Mokuba.
Mokuba: Ok. (opens the door)
Mai: (in a bunny costume) Hey, kid.
Mokuba: Uhhh, Mai? O.O
Kaiba: Wrong door. (shuts it)
Mokuba: Let's try this one! (opens it)
Yugi: (in a duel monsters card costume) Trick or treat!
Kaiba: I think I've had a nightmare about this before. (shuts the door)
Mokuba: This might be the right one! (opens another door)
Joey: (wearing a chicken costume) Before you say anything, I lost a bet, ok?
Kaiba: Of all the times for me to forget my camera. (shuts the door)
Mokuba: This is getting weird… (opens another door)
Tristan: (in a monkey costume eating a banana) Wpmmh sspmm. (swallows) Want some?
Kaiba: -.- Well, I've lost any appetite I may have had. (shuts the door)
Mokuba: I'm scared to open any more doors… o.O but here goes… (opens yet another door)
Tea: (dressed as Haku) Haku's a girl, okay?
Kaiba: I have no idea what you're talking about. (shuts the door)
Mokuba: Finally, the last one! (opens the final door)
Kaiba: Hurry, the building's about to explode!
(they run out the door just as the building explodes)
Mokuba: That was close!
Kaiba: Tell me about it.
Mokuba: Hey, it looks like there are some people standing over there.
(they walk over and see that it's... Yugi and the gang)
Mokuba: o.o
Kaiba: -.- Aren't you all a little old for trick or treating?
(Bakura appears dressed up as Al)
Everyone: (stares)
Bakura: What? I like this show.
Kaiba: GET HIM! (chases Bakura)
Mokuba: Calm down, big brother!
Bakura: I knew I should have worn the Heartless costume!
(Evil) Bakura: Just wait till Christmas! (puts on Santa hat, walks off singing "Fill the halls with gasoline, fa la la la la…")