Title: Ew, a Mary-Sue!
By: Raven and KoKo twins
Rating: K+ just to be safe
Disclaimer: We don't own anything, not even our souls...
Summary: We were super bored one day, so we decided to make a story dedicated to all the Mary-Sues you all hate so much! It's gonna ba a one-shot, since it really doesn't need chapters.
Notes: This is supposed to be stupid, and not meant to be taken seriously. Did you notice how many stories there are like this?
Special thanks to our brother, Danny, for giving us this idea.
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Zack and Cody sat in the lobby of the Tipton, bored as hell, when a famliy consisting of a girl about their age, a boy Maddie's age, and an older man walked into the hotel.
The man, who seemed to be their dad, went up to the front desk to check in. The girl walked up to the twins.
"Hi, I'm Amanda!" She said as she sat down.
Woah, she sure is one hot chick! Zack thought to himself as he looked at her perfect figure. She was tall, with curves all in the right places.
"I'm Zack and this is Cody," Zack told her, pointing to his brother. Amanda flipped back her long, shiny, light brown hair. She smiled, showing her perfectly straight, white, teeth. Cody blushed; he had fallen completely in love with this perfect girl.
Or at least he thought so, but then she opened her mouth.
"Like I was saying, my name's Amanda Robbs. I've always been in my older brother's shadow, but I know I'm better than him since daddy likes me best. My mom died when I was six, but it's okay since my dad has a lot of money. I like to spend money, even though it isn't everything. It's one of my hobbies. I shop at Hollister, Abercrombie and Fitch, Aeropostale, and stores like that since I LOVE their clothes, they're so cool!
"Speaking of hobbies, I play the guitar! I'm planning on starting a band where I'm the only girl, surrounded by hot guys. I am absolutely the best at playing the guitar, you should hear me sometime. I also have a voice like a bird. I do great in school, even though some kids bully me, but I always stand up to them because they envy me, since I like to help the less fortunate! But most people think I'm cool since I'm so nice! I've been told I have a heart of gold, and I can't say I can argue. I also-"
Before anyone could continue, a raging ball of orange had jumped into the Tipton, which has no roof.
"Die! Die! Die!" Naruto screamed as he slaughtered the Mary-Sue with his Kunai.
"Thanks, man." Zack told him gratefully.
"Yeah, I thought I was going to die from the perfection," Cody added, wiping off a drop of sweat from his forehead.
"Yeah, well, I have to deal with a lot of Mary-Sues where I come from, and I decided to go on a quest to find other Mary-Sues and kill them, too. That's why there was a time-skip! I didn't really go to train, I did this!"
And with that, he was gone...
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Wow... we didn't mean for it to be THIS stupid... but did you ever notice how many characters there are like this? How sad! Ya... we rant a lot, it's one of our hobbies.
Sorry for you non-anime fans, but we just had to put Naruto in there. It just seemed right. If you were confused at the time-skip part, there was a time-skip in the Naruto series so he could go train and it just went to 2.5 years later. If you still don't get it, then too bad.
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