Alois
"NO!" Alois shouted,
"It's only a bet Your Highness, what could possibly go wrong" The Trancy butler tilted his head to one side, "I thought you wanted Ciel Phantomhive?" he asked. The blonde earl narrowed his eyes at his demon butler,
"Of course I do!" he snapped, stupid butler trying to play mind tricks on him.
"Then what's the problem?" his butler asked a smirk forming on his face,
"The problem, genius, is that if Ciel finds out it was all for a bet, he'll kill me! I want him to love me, not hate me." Idiot, he thought, aren't demons supposed to be clever?
"That's if he finds out Your Highness." He butler said, the smirk growing more obviously on his normally blank face.
"What do I win?" Alois asked,
"Surely, getting Ciel is a reward in itself?" the butler said, his voice filled with arrogance, the earl picked up a pillow from the couch next to him and threw it at his butler. He caught it expertly, which just annoyed the brat even more.
"Tell me! What do I win!" the butler sighed at his sorry, pitiful excuse of a master, he pushed up his glasses and said,
"If you succeed in seducing Ciel Phantomhive…" –sigh- "I will give up my gerbils." Alois' eyes widened in surprise, Claude loved his gerbils, he loved how cute and cuddly they were. He liked how they were small and dainty, yet occasionally feisty. Basically, Claude l-o-v-e-d gerbils, nothing could get him away from them. "However, if you fail…" he smile turned evil, "You have to give up wearing booty shorts, for a week, you'll have to dress in normal clothes." Alois fingered the edge of his booty shorts, he loved his shorts. They defined his very character, but… Claude, getting rid of his gerbils… priceless!
"You're on!" Alois shouted, and shook his butlers hand defiantly.
"Good" his butler said, smiling, "You have a week."
Ciel
"NO!" Ciel shouted,
"It's only a bet My Lord, what could possibly go wrong?" The Phantomhive butler said, patronisingly
"What could go wrong, the bloody slut could rape me!" Ciel said, trying but failing to stay calm.
"But surely, my lord, you have more pride and dignity to let it get that far?"
"What are you suggesting Sebastian? That I let that whore try and seduce me for a week?"
"Yes. That's exactly what I'm suggesting, if you succeed, I will give up my cat, if you fail, you have to wear dresses for the rest of the week."
"Dresses? - What! No!" Ciel said, "Wait, you have a cat! What have I told you Sebastian, I'm allergic!"
"Shh, now, do you accept the bet or not?" The young earl met his butler's eye, it's only a week Ciel thought, and seeing him suffer without his stupid cats….
-Sigh- "Fine Sebastian, we have a deal."