Somethimez I shee thiingz….liek ded peple andz gosts. Itz becuz Ima sykic. I got it froom mai moomaa hoo waz a sykic too. I haave bootyful looong wite har a lil past mai thai's andz itz strait. I haave blu I's andz taan skine. I ware goothiec close becuz dey make meh fill c00l. I aam aalsoo a vaampiree-desu. Andz a maggee becuz Imma masta oof majickz. Ooh yahz andz mai nameh izu Raven Mikoo Akaii Fireee deesuu. I whope u like mai stury.
"Moom. Jaiky ate mai kereal againnn" I yelped in paine. Whai don't anywon luve meh? Izu it becuz I m0re pretty desu?
Moom yawned "HOO DAH HECKZ JAIKY?!" Andz I waz like "HEYAYHEYAYAYAHEYAYAYAYA I SAIDZ HEI! JAIKY'Z A GOST" and Moomaa waz like "Mai Raven-chan is a sykik? OHMEHGAWD YAYYY!" Andz sheh dicided to sind meh two a scool foe sykics. Teh mooooment I stpped insiidee 3v3raywon waz g00gley I's foe meh. Thiz boi smeled atz meh andz I smeled bak. H3 haad a dehmone in him andz wuntedz meh two geett itz oat oof hiimz, andz I saidz I wood.
Clazz waz okei. Itz waz a exkiting dei becuz I meht a kkaawwaaii bbooii wwiitthh aa ddeehhmmoonnee inz hiimm! MAI FIST JOBE! Deen wen I goot hoom3 I haad aa leetteerr two hoogwatz. UUHOOH WUT A CAATAASTROOFYY? I HAAD TWO GEETZ ZE DEHMONEZ OAT A HIIMZ ANDD BEEZ A WIIZURDZ?
Okei Guyz Dis Stury Iz Relly Importaaaantz Two Meh Becuz I Mite Geett Itz Pooblized zo plzz be nize. Sury foe graamaarr Imm fom Kannerdaa!