I'm playing a game.
Some screwed up things happened but, hey, that's life.
Now the game is over and guess what? I won!
Just remember, whatever you do:
That the cake is a lie.
We're all so sad the Companion Cube had to die,
But that's lifeā¦
When reality and fantasy do finally collide,
You can eat the cake!
But 'til then, too bad, you'll have to wait,
'Cause the cake is a lie.
And for now the Cube still has to die,
Sad, I know.
But that's just the way the world works sometimes.
I think sometimes, I may be just a bit too optimistic
In a way it's really kinda sad.
Oh well, I guess it doesn't really matter.
'Cause I'm so GLaD.
It works.
And the cake is a lie.
Whatever you do, just don't forget:
The cake is a lie.
They broke their promise:
They promised me therapy, they promised me cake.
But the cake was a lie and the therapy is fake.
I never really got it, 'til I went to that lake,
There never really was a cake.
It was all fake.
Now it's time to restart the game.
And try all the tests,
And play again.
Well, you get a second chance,
But it's still too late,
'Cause the cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie...
(Author's Note: I know its not very good, but I wrote it in about ten minutes so...)
