"Piggy in the middle!" Screamed Kanji. Outside they heard the bubbling melody of mooroka up-chucking.
"shut the hell up!" whispered Souji. "do you want him to hear us?"
Kanji quieted down.
It was camping time and the three boys, yosuke, souji and kanji were in their tent, supposed to be sleeping. Souji was in the middle because Yosuke had a homophobia issue.
"Kanji." Says yosuke. "kanji."
"what?" asks Kanji.
"sucks.." smiles Yosuke. Souji cracks up and his bowlcut wriggles with glee as if its alive. Kanji gets mad and he sits up and goes over and makeout with yosuke. Souji was like
"woohooo~" and then he got jealous immediately cause he wanted in. Yosuke was way into this even though he hates guys and he was like.
"Get the hell off me Kanji!" he shoves kanji off and kicks Souji and then kicks himself in the face. Souji shrugs and says.
"thank god, he's gone" climbs onto Kanji and Kanji grows 50ft tall and tore through the tent and starts stomping on the city and stomping on mooroka teacher. Souji started weeping and sweating then he went unconscious.
"holy moly!" shrieked Chie as she saw giant Kanji, towering over. Kanji crushed her under his massive crush foot.
"Get bent!" bellowed Kanji and he went on his way. Souji curled up and rolled down kanji's back then down his leg then down the hill behind kanji and kept rolling till he was out of sight and out of this story. Then out of the blue…
"My skills have been honed!" it was Miss-Man Naoto. She stood there with her flat chest rolling her eyes and Kanji's sheer bigness.
"y'know Kanji-kun-" before she could finish her sentence, Rise gave her a Charlie horse from behind and Naoto fell back and lost her train of thought, startling Kanji and making him sit on them.
"thank god he's gone" said ryotaro Dojima, with his hands in his pockets and his jacket slung over his shoulder and a cigarette in his face. Dojima stood glaring daggers allover Kanji's. Kanji shriveled down to his usual size because authority and the law are his kryptonite. Kanji get down on the floor. And curl up. And die.
"Adachi, where's my coffee?" Dojima screamed. Adachi came running up all skittish like and handed Dojima his coffee. The detective brought the cup to his lips…
"!" Dojima spat the hot liquid all over Dojima.
"ew!" said Dojima loudly.
"this tastes like doodoo!" he yelped. Adachi raised a perfectly plucked eyebrow cause he had no idea what the promble was.
"whats the problem, Dogima-san?" Adachi questioned. Dojima stares at Adachi as if adachi had just sprouted wings and took flight. Dojima took another mouthful and then spat it all over Adachi.
The spat covered all of inaba
And all of japan
And all of Russia
And finally the whole world
The end.