Hello! This is a parody of "Daily Lives of High School Boys; Distance" THIS IS CRACK.
Disclaimer: I lazily disclaim the ownership of Hetalia and Daily lives of High School Boys.
WARNING: EXTREMELY OOC!
It was another typical morning. Elizabeta stood in the train station, waiting for the train to arrive. When it finally came, she stepped inside and grabbed the handles that hung in the middle of the long transportation. When the train stopped by another train station a man with shoulder-length blonde hair stepped into the train and grabbed the handle next to Elizabeta.
The Hungarian gave the man a glance and smirked evilly. She let go of the handle she was holding and walked over to an empty chair. The train wasn't really crowded with people, so there were a lot of vacant spaces. The blonde's jaw dropped and a depressing aura surrounded him.
In this world, if a girl moves away from a boy, the boy is severely hurt. Elizabeta liked doing that. She stifled a laugh and glanced back at the boy who was now sulking in despair.
"He's devastated, devastated!" she snickered and moved on the prank her next victims. A few minutes later during the train ride, a few more boys were now sulking in despair, just like her first victim. Elizabeta smirked and grabbed another handle and waited for another boy to approach her. Soon someone did so. He had white hair and piercing red eyes. It was obvious that he was trying to ignore Elizabeta.
The Hungarian noticed a name tag attached to his undone shirt. It read "Gilbert." She smirked again and pouted as she moved away to grab another handle. Gilbert glanced at her. He did not seem to be affected by her antics. When Elizabeta grabbed another handle farther from his spot, Gilbert slid across the train and grabbed the handle next to Elizabeta.
The brunette gasped and scowled and walked over to a chair. As soon as she sat down, Gilbert slid across the train again and sat beside. Elizabeta gritted her teeth and glared at Gilbert, who had a "like-a-boss" expression.
"This guy…this guy's totally into me." She thought. She looked away from Gilbert as her face began to heat up. A blush crept up from her neck and she waited for a few minutes. Gilbert crossed his arms and grumbled as they sat on the moving train. Elizabeta then opened her mouth to speak.
"Um…" but before she could actually say something, Gilbert stood up and walked away. Behind his scowl, he was snickering like a madman. His actions caused Elizabeta's jaw to drop and left her in despair, just like those boys she had tricked.
A/N: Karma's a b*tch, ne? Not as funny as the original though…-_-"
Here's the link to the real scene; www . youtube . watch / ? v=EzbGpJIa BnU
I told you this was crack.