XXX breaks. Okay I hope you enjoy this. Usually I have all my stories written down before I put it on fan fiction but not his one so if it takes a while to put some chapters up…sorry.
Oh yeah I don't own Naruto.
Ouija Board Haunting
Chapter 1: Findings
Kankuro and Temari sat in the kitchen bored out of their minds. Gaara was having a meeting, nothing unexpected from the Kazekage.
"I'm so bored!" Kankuro whines.
"Don't talk your giving me a headache."
Kankuro got up and started walking out of the room when the floor creaked. He stopped and Temari looked at where he stepped.
"What was that?" she asked.
"A creak."
"Where'd it come from?"
"The floor."
"Why?"
"Does it look like I know?"
"Aren't you supposed to be the all knowing Kankuro? I hear you saying something like that when you sleep."
Kankuro's face turned red, "I do not!"
"Sure you don't"
Kankuro bent down from where the noise came from. He put his hand on the wooden floor beam and pushed down on it. It snapped.
"Smooth," Temari yawned, "Make sure Gaara doesn't find out or you'll be a goner."
"Yeah sure."
He took a piece the beam to find a silver box.
"Look what I found!" he beamed.
"OO. A box. That's so interesting," Temari said sarcastically.
"Yeah well it's heavy."
"Oh my god. A heavy box. Wow, Kankuro you hit the jackpot."
They were about to argue some more when they heard Gaara entering. Kankuro looked down at the floor. There was a huge hole.
"What do we-"
"What do you do? Hi, Gaara," Temari greeted. He mumbled a hi and then at Kankuro.
"What happened to the floor?"
"It broke."
"How?"
"Super human strength."
Temari snorted and Kankuro gave her a dirty look.
Gaara looked at what was in Kankuro's hand, "What's with the box?"
"Kankuro broke the beam. It was squeaking, he checked it out and it broke. He found the box underneath and right now I'm going to go get my nails done," Temari said.
Kankuro growled, "Good. Now something on you won't be so ugly."
"What did you say?"
"I think I saw some fungi on your toe."
"Kankuro."
"Temari go," Gaara interrupted, "Kankuro give me the box."
"Why?"
"I'm Kazekage."
"I'm Kankuro. Your older brother."
Kankuro put the box on the counter and Temari left in a huff. He opened it to find an Ouija board.
"What is it?" Kankuro asked Gaara looking at it.
"It's an Ouija board," he said.
"I see."
Gaara walked away from it.
Kankuro watched the board, "Uh what do we do with it?"
"Keep it. And Kankuro."
"Yeah?"
"Fix the freakin board."
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Temari walked home with her eyebrows done, her toes and fingers painted a rosy red. It reminded her of love.
She entered the house to find Kankuro with a hammer.
"Okay, who said you can use a hammer?" she asked.
"What? I didn't hear you. I don't speak bitch," Kankuro shot back.
She gave him the evil eye then looked at the board.
"When did we get that?" Temari asked getting a glass of water.
"That thing was in the silver box."
Temari put the glass of water on the edge of the small round table to have the top of it fall of the legs and onto her freshly pedicure toes.
"Mother-" she growled through clenched teeth.
"Smooth," Gaara stated, coming into the room.
"I'm not fixing that," Kankuro declared.
"Shit! Half my nail is off! When did the table become unscrewed?"
"After It went to church to purify itself because you were so bad," Kankuro snickered. Temari threw a knife at his head. Kankuro ducked at the flying object and it went straight into the television.
"NOT THE TV!!!!" Kankuro screeched.
"Serves you right," Temari croaked.
"The TV didn't deserve anything but to be watched and loved."
"Enough you two," Gaara snapped. He looked around and realized that the Ouija board was missing. He went into his room and found the board on his bed.
"What the hell?" he muttered under his breath.
"Hey Gaara have you seen the hammer?" Kankuro asked coming up behind him, "I could have sworn it was right- hey what's that thing doing on your bed?"
"I don't know. I never put it there," Gaara said shaking his head.
Temari was still downstairs trying not to step on the shattered glass and went to put some ice on her foot. She sat on the counter, bandaging up her disfigured toe. Temari realized that her foot was all cut up and bleeding.
"How come I didn't feel it?" she asked herself. Kankuro and Gaara came downstairs to help (ha!) clean up the mess.
"What happened to your foot?" Gaara asked.
Temari shook her head, "I guess I got cut by the glass, but I didn't feel it."
"I have a feeling things are going to get much weirder," Gaara replied starting to clean up the broken glass.