Another request fic, this one from and for Devin. It's a bit of a stray from my usual stories in that the Diva's are prominently featured and there are NO OC's whatsoever. It'll be a short fic and done in probably five parts. Hope you enjoy!

Part 1

"I am so sick and TIRED of this shit!" Melina screamed; tugging at her hair in frustration; pacing furiously in the Diva's locker room. "Why do men have to be total and complete shits?"

"Sshh." Mickie scolded, her arms wrapped around a sobbing Maria. "Honey, stop crying, you're going to make yourself sick."

"He finally got what he wanted and then he d-dumped me!"

Kelly Kelly was standing in the corner of the room with her arms folded over her chest; her usually lovely face contorted with anger and hurt.

They all looked up when Michelle McCool stormed in; looking exasperated.

"You and 'Taker get into another fight?" Melina almost sounded hopeful, nobody who was cheerful was allowed in the locker room tonight. They had already sent Layla packing for whistling.

"No," She said shortly, dropping down onto the bench with a sigh. "Shane."

That was all she needed to say, everyone in the room exchanged significant looks.

"Did you tell 'Taker?" Mickie pressed gently.

"Oh yeah, sure." Michelle snorted. "Because he'd only rip Shane's head off and lose his job, probably go to prison. I think not."

The final straw was when the Bella twins walked in, wearing identical disgusted looks.

Maria wiped her eyes; focusing on them. "What's wrong with you two?" She asked hoarsely.

"Bitchtista." They said in unison.

"He just asked us BOTH out." Nikki said scowling.

Brie nodded, pushing her dark hair over her shoulder. "He called it a 'double' date. As IF."

"Especially after everything he told everyone about…"

Melina and Kelly Kelly both growled.

"That I'm a nice girl but a bit of a drama queen?" Melina suggested.

"Or that I'm too 'immature' for him?" Kelly added scathingly.

"Well no kidding, you're how old?"

"Twenty-two."

"He probably felt like he was babysitting."

"Excuse me?! At least I'm not a drama bitch!"

"You little-"

Michelle and Mickie were quick to stop the pair from attacking each other.

"Let's not fight, ladies." Michelle said calmly. "Aren't we having enough problems without squabbling?"

Reluctantly they all agreed.

Now that calmness reigned, Mickie voiced what she had been mulling over in her mind. "What we need to do is show these jerks that just because they're men-"

"Assholes." Maria hiccupped.

"And powerful." Michelle added.

"They can't mess with us. And some revenge tossed in would be nice."

The Bellas cracked identical evil grins. Even Maria perked up a little.

Melina clapped her hands together, sharing a look with Kelly.

"We're in." Kelly said, breaking the silence that had ensued after the revenge comment.

Mickie inhaled sharply, glancing towards the door to make sure it was indeed shut. "Alright, this is what we're going to do…"