The Return of the Great Sue Sylvester

by GleeFTW

Sue Sylvester drinks a magical protein shake and is determined to bring down that awful glee club, once and for all. This is rated K , but some elements might be more T, just so you know.

1. Chapter 1

This is written from Sue's point of view.

I obviously don't own Glee or Fox or anything.

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Chapter 1

After I was unfairly banned, obviously of jealousy, I decided to go to Alaska instead of Boca, because it would make me physically stronger. I went to the North Pole , and I went Eskimo hunting. You may be asking, "Sue Sylvester, how could you possibly do that?" to which I respond, Sue Sylvester takes no prisoners. Any one of those frozen cavemen could be supporters of that disgusting glee club. I hunted 6. I also caught a whale, and I made an Eskimo-whale protein shake. Turns out it had magic powers, and I'm going to use mine to get back at Figgins, Will Schuester, that mentally incompetent girlfriend of Will Schuester, and the group of musical misfits known as THE GLEE CLUB. I will also channel Adolf Hitler and use my powers to become dictator of the world, and wipe out anyone in the world who is in a Glee Club, and supports Glee Clubs. First, I'm going to go after the weakest of the bunch, the children. I'm going to emotionally and possibly physically knock them out one by one.