Are you ready for the shortest Slayers fic EVER? DON'T GO! Its fun I promise!!! Well here it is…this is why you shouldn't let Xelloss play in public…trust me…

Disclaimer: I don't own Slayers btw…I just really like it!!!

---Mazoku in a Crowded Place---

At the grocery store:

Xel: *walks up and down the isles *

Isle 4~A baby is screaming at the top of their little baby lungs. The mom is shushing it and getting more and more agitated

Xel: *munch munch munch*

Isle 7~A man is smashing cans against the floor to dent them so he can get the half priced…suddenly his can explodes everywhere!!!

Man: O.O;;; D@*& !!

Xel: *crunch munch*

At the check out~ Xelloss's can wont, for some reason, scan, and the blinking light atop the counter wont work, and people are complaining, and the manager is too busy with a cleanup on isle 7 to do anything, and the intercom has stopped working….

Xel: ^__^ mmmmm

At a Highschool

In the Hall~ A boyfriend and girlfriend are fighting dramatically over nothing

Xel: *munch munch munch*

Classroom~ The student have a pop quiz…the teacher doesn't even remember making it, but its from the reading, and its very detail oriented

Students: *twitch* waaaaaaaah

Xel: n.n *licks lips*

At the park

By some trees~ Two squirrels squawking at each other, seems they both lay claim to a certain acorn…funny…there are about 50 acorns lying around them…

Xel: *munch*

- *wanders around…sees a group of people eating at a picnic*…they all look so blissfully happy. Suddenly an army of ants swarms over them, eating all their food and leaving tiny itchy bite marks on everybody!!

Back in the Slayersverse at last:

Xel: *spots everybody's favorite chimera!* Hiya there Zelgadiss

Zelgadiss: *scowl*--*angst angst angst*

Xel: ^_____________^ mmmm *MUNCH MUNCH CHOMP MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH CHOMP CHOMP* ehhhh @.@ belly ache....sooo fulll

---the end---

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Hope you liked it. And please…Don't let the purple haired Mazoku out in public anymore!!

Xel: *smirk*

Me: What? *suddenly my computer explodes into ity bity computer bits.* XELLOSS!!!

Xel: *smacking lips happily*

Me: *GLOMPS HIM* ^____^

Xel: O.O;;;;