This is my first fanfic, so please don't be too harsh!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight characters….sadly.
"Bella, come on we're gonna be late." Edward pulled on my arm, grinning.
"Ok, see you Angela." I waved goodbye to her, as we parted ways after lunch.
"Talk to you later!" She called back. I smiled and Edward and I turned in the opposite direction, heading to General Studies.
I looked at Edward curiously. "What's the smirk for then?" I said, meaning the grin on his face.
"Oh, you'll find out soon enough Bells." He smiled his crooked grin that I loved so much.
I pouted. "But I wanna know now!" I whined tying my best at acting like a little kid.
Which he probably thought I was. Oh well.
"You will……when we get to General Studies." Edward looked straight ahead, but I could see the smirk forming on his face again. "It's going to be an……interesting lesson."
I raised my eyebrows. "Define interesting."
He stroked the back of my hand with his thumb, and bought it up to his cool lips. "Well, Mr. Taylor has some doubts about the lesson."
"That is so not interesting. What does the lesson involve?" I couldn't believe I was having such a long conversation about a lesson. But then, this was Edward, and when he wanted to hide something, it was like getting blood out of a stone.
Not literally of course.
"Edward." I stopped and faced him. "You know I hate surprises. Just tell me will you?"
He grinned, and pushed me through the door, into the classroom.
"Ok, surprise over."
I looked behind my shoulder, and in big, bold letters, wriiten on the board was 'SEX EDUCATION'.
It so figures.
I glanced at Edward, but he had already sat down in his assigned place, with a flicker of a smile playing on his face.
Ha.
At least he didn't seem so enthusiastic as before.
Just as I realised he was probably reading Mr. Taylor's mind, his expression turned a little worried.
I was about to ask Edward what that was all about, when it suddenly really hit me what this lesson was about.
I was going to have to discuss sex, in front of my boyfriend, who was sitting right next to me.
I could feel my face heat up, and I caught my reflection in the TV screen.
I closely resembled a strawberry.
Except for the green tufty bit. Although……..my hair could pass for that I suppose, but I'd have to dye it green.
Why would I wanna dye my hair green though?
Why am I even thinking about this?
Oh yeh-strawberries. Actually, now I think about it, a lot of things to do with strawberries connects with me. I mean, I have strawberry smelling shampoo, and if I dye my hair green, I could resemble a strawberry and-
OMG!! SHUT UP BRAIN SHUT UP!!
I really need to move on to more pressing matters, like the fact that we would have a whole lesson discussing sex in front of Edward., and………
………the fact that there was a TV.
Oh.My.God.
I hadn't realised its significance before, but now I sure did.
We were going to watch a DVD-almost certainly about a couple doing it.
Yuck.
Not to mention, with Edward sitting next to me. I seem to be saying that a lot lately don't I?
Well…..its true.
Its also true that I am going to die.
Seriously.
"Ok everyone, settle down, settle down." Mr. Taylor's squeaky voice rang out in the classroom, and everyone quietened down, except for the few laughs from the boys, and giggles form the girls.
"Now I know you all think this is a funny and embarrassing subject, but its extremely important. Right, sex and relationships are natural in life……….."
Blah, blah, blah. Mr. Taylor's voice faded out, and I didn't even have to try and not listen. But then again, even if Mr. Taylor sounds squeaky, he talks on one note, so it becomes just an annoying buzz in your ear.
Like a mosquito.
Ew. I hate mosquitoes.
How did I manage to get from sex ed to mosquitoes? I am so weird.
After a while I realised the annoying buzzing had stopped, and looked up to see Mike handing out bananas, what looked like water-balloons (what the hell?) and joy of joy, Mr. Taylor was turning on the TV.
"So, what do you think of it so far then?" Edward lent over to whisper in my ear, making me jump.
"Oh! Um………its all very……interesting." Yeah right. I teetered off and bit my lip.
Edward frowned at me, as if he could read my mind. "You haven't been paying attention have you?"
I just stared at him. "No". Why would I want to 'pay attention'?
Who was he to accuse me of paying attention? He'd been drawing random doodles on his bit of paper.
Although, knowing him, he was probably listening at the same time.
After all, Edward was good at everything. He looked at me sternly.
"You'll need to know all this stuff. Mr. Taylor's right-it is important."
"Yeah right," I said, rolling my eyes.
Edward looked as if he was about to say something, but got distracted when Mike placed two bananas and two water-balloons on our desk.
At the same time, the room went dark, and the DVD started, music filling the room.
A title appeared on the screen of the TV. It said "Putting on a condom."
My eyes widened and I looked down, my gaze resting on the water-balloons in front of me.
Except now that I looked closer, I could see they weren't water-balloons at all.
Oh my God.
They were condoms.
I could feel Edward staring at me, and I gulped. I heard him chuckle, as my face probably looked like I had sunburn.
I'm not dumb. I can put two and two together. DVD, banana, and condom.
So…………I could guess what we were gonna have to do. What the film, while putting the condom on the banana.
This is going to be very interesting.
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