I do not own Zombieland or Columbus.

However I DO own Kentucky and Ashton.

By the way, I'm going to stick with this till im done. All my other stories…I tend to not finish those. If you want some already finished stories of mine, go to Quizilla and look up JacobFreak3000….you'll find my stuff ^^ please check it out thanks.

United States of Zombieland

(see I dnt even own the title of this story; it's a line from the movie)

The girl ran quickly down the dark street. She had no weapon but her soon-to-be companion did. He stood on the roof of a house. His house. The only house in the entire…whatever (he wasn't sure) with a un-undead being there. He aimed his gun at the zombie that chased her and shot it down. He aimed to shoot again but he was knocked over by something large. He aimed at the thing on top of him finding it as a girl with blood spewing from her mouth. He shot her in the head and then again in the heart (rule 2: double tap)

He shot the other zombie lying on the street again and then searched for the girl. She was no where to be found. "Damn," he murmured, climbing into the attic and shutting the window. He turned around and almost shot her. The girl stood there, shaking like a leaf from fright.

"So," he said. "How have you been surviving?"

"I was with my family in our apartment…but…my little sister…she…" the girl stopped.

"She turned." The boy said. The girl just nodded. "Come on, I have food down stairs." He led her down to the kitchen and fixed her a can of chicken noodle soup. "So," he said as she began to scarf it down. "what's your name?"

"My dad told me not to trust anyone that much. So call me Kentucky."

He cocked an eyebrow nad nodded slowly. "Okay, I'm Ashton." He said.