Chapter 1
Everything was peaceful, then the scream came. "AHHHHHHHHH GOKUUUU IT HURRTS!" Chi Chi screamed at here husband who was on the floor passed out from the wonderful, but yet disgusting view of Childbirth.
"Finally, it's over," Chi chi said with very little enthusiasm. "AHHHH, WHAT!? THERES ANOTHER ONE!?"
This is where our story takes a sharp turn that affects the world of dragon ball as we know it. As Chi-Chi looked at her sons, she decided to name one Einstein and the other Gosa. Goku after he woke up wasn't too fond of the name Einstein and suggested the name Gohan. Goku looked at his two new born sons with so much pride that the prince (who Goku doesn't know exists) of all 4 people would be put to shame.
"Chi-Chi, I can sense their enormous power levels! I can't wait till their old enough to train!"
CLANG!
Was the only sound after Chi chi mysteriously pulled a cast Kachin frying pan out of thin air. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN TRAIN! GOKU I TOLD YOU I WANTED OUR CHILD TO STUDY AND BECOME A GREAT SCHOLAR!" Chi-Chi said as Goku thought back to when Chi-Chi said that
"Goku, when I give birth, I want our child to be a great scholar." Chi said rubbing her 8-month pregnant belly while talking to her husband who was currently eating a very abnormally large bowl of rice. "Huh, sure Chi-Chi."
"But Chi-Chi, you said CHILD we have two." Goku said trying to reason with his wife.
"Okay Goku, you can train each for 4 hours each day when they come of age."
"YAYYY!" Goku said excitedly as he danced around the house with his children in his arms when he accidentally knocked over Chi-Chi's favorite China dish.
"Crap Baskets" was all Goku could say as he fled the house with his two children waiting for his wife to calm down.