Sakura woke up and her eyes made the same sound that is made when you slam the microwave really loudly, or simply smack Nicki's ass. Her hair looked like it belonged on a barbie doll was made in the 1970s and was neglected for 40 years and it smelt like old oatmeal that was left to ferment in the armpit of Hinata. Next to her was Sasuke, a guy who was never in charge of his hair. It looked like a chicken that was molested by a water bottle that was used by the first woman in political office of any level in Hungary. Sasuke coughed and it sounded like he had to fart out of his lungs because it smelt like that.
"Damn, what the fuck is that smell, dammit?" said Sakura as she stood up, but her wrists were so wobbly that she fell down. Mostly because Sakura walked on her hands as if she were an acrobatic who was also an avocado farmer and people kept throwing tomatoes at his wrists because the guacamole he made was pretty bad.
The background music was the exact same as the time in Resident Evil from 1996 when Chris Redfield met Rebecca Chambers. The song was called "The One Who Survives".
Sakura stood up on her extremely ashy feet and she pulled the covers back and saw that there was a piece of a shit on the bed. It was about 30 inches long and it curled like a pineapple. It smelt like normal poop that was mixed with flowers and cucumbers.
"SASUKE, GET UP!" screamed Sakura. "There is shit in the bed!"
"EWWWWWWWW!" he screamed as he jumped up and threw the bed spread out the window. "Who did it?"
The music then changed to the song "More Rooms" from the 96 Resident Evil soundtrack.
"Bitch, don't look at me?" said Sakura. "I'm a girl; I don't shit."
"Yes you do! So who did it?"