"YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT????!!!!" a screech was heard from the Hokage tower.
Lady Tsunade sighed and closed her eyes. Why the hell did the Kamis make her put up with such idiots?
"You are going to a place called "Hogwarts"." She explained.
Sakura raised her hand.
"Sensei, what is a 'Hogwarts?'"
"This 'Hogwarts' has come to our attention by way of Shinobi sightings. Apparently, there is an elecrtic disturbance in space and time in the middle of the Fire Country forests. It is up to our strongest cell, Team 7, to gather intelligence."
The blonde-haired baka blurted out, "So you want us to see if they're hostile, friendly, allies, etc.?"
Sakura and Kakashi sort of stared at him in amazement.
"I had no idea that the baka had a brain." A certain ravenhaired persona smirked.
"Shut the hell up, Teme."
Really, did the future generation of Konoha have to be so damn loud?
"Guys! Calm down!"
Ah, how Tsunade loved her non-profantic (the profantic comes from Leanne Ashley. Read Little Piece of Heaven!) student!
"Goddamnit, for fuck's sake, FUCKING CALM THE HELL DOWN!!!"
Two miles away, a five-year old heard the yell and later asked her mother, "What is 'fuck?'" To which the mother immediately scribbled a complaint to the Hokage, who then promptly passed out with hysterics.
Ah, how Tsunade loved her non-profantic imaginary student!
The air around the cell dropped twenty degrees. Tsunade began in a deadly-calm voice,
"You will investigate the portal. You will attempt to make friendly connections with the people at 'Hogwarts'. YOU WILL GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FUCKING OFFICE AND GO FUCK YOURSELVES ON THIS GODDAMNED MISSION!"
Apparently, the older generation had picked up a few things from the younger...
The office was already cleared.