Just something I felt like doing
Just something I felt like doing. It's pretty bad so, have fun reading it. It's about something that happens to Mose one day while Dwight is at the office. I don't own The Office or tractors, or Finding Nemo, or the Finding Nemo line which was written by Bears eat Beets; not me. Also, the 1 written next to the line is an author's note that is at the bottom of the story. Thanks!!
Mose and Dwight had both woken up at five o'clock in the morning. Mose had always woken up at that time, but Dwight, on the other hand, woke up either at 4:30 AM if he was going to sell some beets on the road, or at 6:30 AM whenever Angela slept over. On Saturdays, Dwight would get up at noon.
This morning Dwight was going to work, so that meant Mose would have to stay home for the day.
Whenever Dwight had to go to work, Mose would make bacon and hard-boiled eggs for him. It was a routine that had been going on for a couple of years.
After breakfast, Dwight would say just goodbye to Mose and leave. But after Angela broke up with him, he started to comply with Mose's pleas and hug him goodbye. So, after they had their hug, and Dwight was off to Dunder Mifflin.
As soon as Dwight left, Mose started his daily routine. The first thing he did was watch his fish tank, aka, "Finding Nemo"1.
After that, Mose would usually feed the animals. Today though, when he went to get the animal food, he found a shiny glass bottle filled with water, or what other people would call vodka. Mose brought the bottle with him because he knew that after feeding the animals he would get thirsty.
When Mose finally finished feeding all the animals, he did get thirsty and drank half of the tall bottle of vodka. Mose started to get a little dizzy but thought nothing of it.
His next job was to ride the tractor into the beet fields and pluck all of the beets. Then he would fill the tractor cart with the beets and go back to the farmhouse.
Before getting on to the tractor, Mose drank more vodka, nearly finishing it. He left the bottle in the barn and then went off to the tractor.
Mose started to drive the tractor, driving the same way he normally would. Mose got to the beet section of the farm and started to pluck them from the ground.
When he finished, Mose was very dizzy again and started to walk weirdly. He got on and started the tractor, driving fine at first, and then suddenly he was driving in all different directions. Mose turned the tractor around and started to drive off the farm grounds.
Suddenly, Mose saw some type of tractor that Dwight kept on the farm grounds as well. Mose went to dodge the car, but being disoriented, crashed into the other car.
Mose blacked out.
He woke up in a very clean and white room. Mose got scared and started to scream Dwight's name. A nurse came in with a doctor to calm him, but Mose continued to scream for Dwight until finally, he came into the room.
Dwight was glad Mose was alive, but knew that he would have to discipline him when they got home. After all, he did get into a car accident with Andy.
1: the line is written by Bears eat Beets; I do not own it. Bears eat Beets does!! :)
So, thanks for reading!! I'm not saying this on purpose, but this is really dumb.