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Hey! I'm back with my 2nd one shot! Plz 4give me cuz its my 1st Dash-centered-ish fic! R&R! Thnx!

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Bein' Dash

Hey! I'm Dash. THE Dash. Violet, if you're reading this you're dead. If you're not Vi, then please send this message on to her, keeping in mind that YOU ARE DEAD AS WELL FOR READING THIS! No one but Mr. Diary Dude and me can read this.

Now, you may be wondering...who the heck is this Violet that I so dearly hate? She's my sister. Oh, wait, I got that wrong, she's my ANNOYING sister. Yeah. That's right. I think she's goth or something, she's always wering black! Or maybe that's because her outlook on life is so dark and gloomy! She seems to think the world hates her or something! Oh wait-my bad, IT DOES! (snickers)

Mom? (mimics Helen in a high pitched squeal) Dash, you are an incredibly competitive boy! And a bit of a showoff. I AM NOT A SHOWOFF! Sorr, spaz there. Mom, would you please just CHILLAX! It ain't my fault EVERYONE HATES MR. KROP! In fact, its pretty hard for me to NOT say I did it. If I said I did it, I'd be the hero of grade 4!

Dad? He is the COOLEST dad you could EVER have! He's cool, strong, doesn't care if I put a thumbtack on Mr. Krop's chair...all that stuff!

Syndrome? HE'S WAY WEIRD! I mean, he probably is mental or something cause why else would he want to kill us all? BUT HIS HAIR IS SOOOOO COOL!

Mr. Krop? Stupid, weird, idiotic, $, every swear word you can fit in the next three lines!

Mirage? I don't know who she is, but she helped us out, and she's pretty, I guess. That's it, cause I don't really know her.

Rick Dicker? He's...bor-ing! He doesn't talk about anything interesting! Not all adults are boring! Look at Dad!

Edna? I don't know who she is. Period.

Tony Rydinger? I seriously don't know what Violet see's in him. He's stupid, weird,...well, what Violet is. So I guess they go well together. (snickers)

Tina Rydinger? Uh, she's just this girl. This, uh, smart girl. Who's pretty too. OKAY, I ADMIT IT! I like Tina Rydinger. Who is totally different from her brother. Okay, so I like her. So what? BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT TELL VI! OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER!

So now, I gotta go for track practice, although I don't NEED any practice, I'm good as it is, after all, my super power is super speed...so ya. Bye Mr. Diary Dude.

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So was it kinda weird? Ya, probably. Please R&R, last chappie of Invisigirls will be up soon! Until next time!
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