Dosu Kinuta in The Journey to Kick Orochimaru's Ass

Summary: Dosu and Zaku are tired of being underestimated by everyone, especially Orochimaru. But what everyone doesn't know is that they've been holding back. They haven't shown anyone what they are really capable of. The techniques and skills they've been using up to now is nothing compared to their true strength. In reality they are above Jounin level. Not even Orochimaru is aware of this. They haven't used their real abilities in order to keep a low profile and not attract too much attention for their true goals. Dosu and Zaku have been following Orochimaru's orders for their own needs. They needed to enter the Chunnin exam as sound-nin, so people won't find out their secret. They are both actually members of Akatsuki! They have been given orders to kill Orochimaru for his betrayal from Akatsuki. But now that they have been underestimated, they're not afraid to show everyone just what they can do.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but if I did Dosu would still be alive and kick the shit out of Orochimaru.

The story begins during the fight between the sound trio and like everyone from Konoha in the second exam in the cursed forest. This is the part where Sasuke just wakes up and activates his cursed seal.

The Beginning of the End

Sasuke stood up with an enormous amount of chakra emitting from his body. He felt like he could take on anyone. (How wrong he was)

"Which one of you fuckers want to take me on?" yelled Sasuke.

"Heh, the fucker gets a little boost of power from that cheap curse seal and he thinks he's god." exclaimed Zaku.

Zaku glanced at Dosu.

"Should we?" asked Zaku.

"No, now is not the right time." said Dosu. "But, I'll take care of him."

"Damn!" replied Zaku. "Fine."

"I'd like to see you try." Smirked Sasuke.

Dosu pulled up his sleeve revealing his amplifier.

"This won't take long." stated Dosu.

"Hurry it up!" snarled Sasuke.

"As you wish." smirked Dosu.

Dosu disappeared and then appeared right in front of Sasuke.

"What?" exclaimed Sasuke.

Dosu sucker punched Sasuke in the face, crushing his nose. Sasuke screamed in pain as his blood splattered everywhere. Dosu then activated his amplifier.

"This is going to hurt." stated Dosu. "A lot."

"Super Sonic No Jutsu!"

Supersonic sound waves surrounded Sasuke's ears. It was so fast that only Sasuke could hear the intense deafening sound that entered his ears. Suddenly the sound increased dramatically. His eardrums burst and sprayed blood out of his ears. The only thing Sasuke heard was the sound of his eardrums popping and his screams of agony before he blacked out.

"SASUKE!" screamed Sakura running up to him. "NOOOOO!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING SHIT!" screamed Zaku.

He bitch slapped her in her face so hard her cheekbone cracked.

She screamed like the little bitch she was.

"GODDAMN IT! I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHIT!" Zaku screamed.

He started pummeling her face in with his fists until he broke her nose. She screamed, cried, pissed in her pants, and also shit her pants.

"DIE YOU FUCK!" screamed Zaku.

He elbowed her in the face and smashed her nose into her brain. Her blood oozed out of her brain and she laid there dead in a pool of blood.

"Fucking bitch." muttered Zaku as he pissed on her corpse.

He kicked her lifeless body toward the unconscious Naruto.

"Heh, that'll be a nice surprise for him when he wakes up." laughed Zaku.

"Enough Zaku, we have their scroll, lets head to the tower." said Dosu.

"What about Kin?" asked Zaku.

"Bring her, she'll be of some use for us later." replied Dosu.

"And the Uchiha?" asked Zaku.

"Leave him for now, if he's as good as they say he is, he'll come for us." replied Dosu.

"Didn't that fuck Orochimaru want to use him as a vessel?" asked Zaku.

"Yes and think of his reaction when he finds out that his future vessel is now permanently deaf." smirked Dosu. "We can have a little more fun with him before we finish him off, if he makes it through this exam."

"Heh, he has one hell of a handicap now." Zaku laughed.

"Yes, this will be interesting." Said Dosu.

Dosu recalled what Itachi had told him before the exam.

"Dosu, you and Zaku's assignment will be to enter the Chunnin exam as Orochimaru's subordinates and when you get the chance, kill that bastard." said Itachi.

"Also be aware of a Genin from the sand, named Sabaku no Gaara, he has a lot of potential and we would like him to join us in the Akatsuki."

"I understand." replied Dosu. "But what do you want me to do about your brother since Orochimaru has his eyes on him as his next vessel?" asked Dosu.

"Sasuke?" said Itachi. "If you get the chance kill him, I'm no longer interested in that weakling."

"Understood." said Dosu.

"Oh, and Dosu keep an eye on Zaku, he has a habit of being too reckless." said Itachi.

"I know." Replied Dosu.

"Heh, the fun is just beginning." Smirked Dosu. "Zaku, lets go."

"Yeah." replied Zaku as he picked up Kin.

They darted through the trees toward the tower.

Meanwhile at another part of the forest where an irritated Tenten, a troubled looking Neji, and an unconscious Lee were resting.

"Neji, why did you tell us to flee?" asked Tenten. "It doesn't feel right that we just abandoned them like that."

"We couldn't have done anything, those guys are out of our level." replied Neji. "I used the byakugan on them and they are definitely not mere Genin, they have strength that surpass Jounins."

"What? Those guys? But they didn't seem that strong." questioned Tenten.

"They were holding back their true strength." replied Neji. "But right now we have to worry about getting another scroll in order to pass this exam."

"Yeah, I guess you're right." sighed Tenten.

Shikamaru had dragged a shocked Chouji and a traumatized Ino out of the forest. They were resting in a secluded area.

"Fuck! I can't believe that this happened, this is fucking troublesome." exclaimed Shikamaru. "Chouji, how the fuck could you be eating at a time like this?"

"Sorry Shikamaru, but I always eat when I get scared." replied Chouji.

"You always eat no matter what fucking emotion you're experiencing!" exclaimed Shikamaru.

"Shikamaru, stop it! You're scaring me!" said Chouji.

"Sorry Chouji, I kind of lost it there for a second." said Shikamaru. "Damn, being pissed is troublesome."

They both looked toward Ino who was spacing out.

"Man, we are so fucking screwed." sighed Shikamaru. "But let's try to get a scroll for now."

Chouji nodded and followed Shikamaru.

Naruto woke up the next day feeling refreshed. He turned around and saw the back of Sakura.

"Oh hey Sakura, you did a great job looking out for us when we were knocked out!" exclaimed Naruto, oblivious to the fact that he was talking to a dead corpse.

"Sakura? Are you ok?" asked Naruto. "Sakura?"

He turned Sakura over and nearly had a heart attack when he saw the bloody corpse.

"OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK? AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Naruto at the top of his lungs, which is pretty fucking loud.

This was the only advantage of Sasuke being deaf. He was sitting on a branch thinking of what happened. He couldn't believe it, he had all that power and felt like no one could stop him, but that sound-nin did, quite easily too. He had failed to rescue Sakura and now she was dead.

"Well at least now she can't bother me anymore." thought Sasuke. "Oh wait, shit, there's still Ino."

"Damn! I guess you can't win all the time." sighed Sasuke.

"Heh, guess that fuck found the surprise we left for him." Laughed Zaku.

He, Dosu, and Kin were waiting in the tower. They had arrived shortly after Gaara's team. They heard footsteps from around the corner, well they heard it a long time ago since they have awesome hearing, but now it was louder.

Gaara's team came out and started to walk past them. Gaara noticed the blood on Zaku's clothes and abruptly stopped. Temari and Kankurou started to panic. Zaku noticed this.

"Do you want something?" sneered Zaku.

Gaara glared at him and started to smile, but then snapped back to his senses and continued walking. Temari and Kankurou sighed in relief. Dosu watched them as they left.

"Yes, things are definitely going to get interesting." He thought to himself.

Author Notes

This is the end of the first chapter.

I'll probably do the next chapter this weekend or anytime that I have free time.

Naruto's team isn't really important in this fic, keep your eye on the sound trio, Gaara's team, Orochimaru and his pawns, and later on the Akatsuki.

The next chapter is about the preliminaries, which should cover the next five chapters.

Please read and review!

And thanx for all of you who reviewed my other fic- The Adventures of the Sound Trio at Seven Eleven

- Gaara the hated