Harry Potter got married to Ginevra, who was once a Jew. She had converted to Christianity as soon as she saw such godly people in Hogwarts. 2 years after marriage, Ginny and Harry had their first child, Gabriel Adam Potter, who grew to be a manful Christian Gryffindor hat.

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger got married, after years of Hermione waiting for him to become a true Gryffindor hat. It would be sinful to marry a slytherin hat! They had a son, Samuel David Malfoy. He was not like Gabriel. He was a sinful homosexual. Reverend Dumbledore had let Samuel come into the Holy halls of Hogwarts, in the hopes of changing his ways. His wife, Minerva, had said that he would try to convert the vulnerable young children. But, as always, the woman was wrong and he was correct. When Gabriel heard this, he wondered why women had mouths!

Ronald Weasley married Blaise Zabini, and had been cast out of Christianity for his sins and he and his lover would go to the fiery pits of hell. Harry had wavering thoughts of joining him, but then he realised that he had been momentarily brainwashed by Satan! That night he prayed harder than ever.

"Hello, I am Gabriel Potter! What is your name?" Gabriel asked politley to the boy across from him. The boy was wearing several wristbands, he had a long fringe that hid one of his eyes, and black lining the one that was visible. Gabriel tilted his head to read the boy's holed t-shirt "Pink Floyd? Are they a choir group?" He asked innocently.

The boy looked up ad took out a single earbud, leaving one in.' How rude!' Gabriel thought. "My name is Samuel Malfoy. Call me Lucifer. Pink Floyd is a rock band. Leave me alone"

Harry gasped "Lucifer? Rock? You-You're an EVOLUTIONIST! Don't try to fornicate with me!" Gabriel moved backwards. Once the strange boy had lifted his head, Gabriel had noticed that the boy had been crying. "Were you crying? Are you unhappy with your religion?"

"I'm unhappy with life" Samuel murmered, looking up.

Gabriel was shocked. How could someone be unhappy when there was god, who made everyone's lives better nd true every day? Then he realised, Samuel was something worse... A SATANIST! Gabriel rushed out and found Reverend Dumbledore. "Reverend, I think that Minerva was right! I am scared that Samuel Malfoy will try and fornicate with me and sell me drugs!"

"Gabriel, God will protect you from his cannabis and fornication. Pray extra hard to god and he will protect you" Dumbledore whispered in his ear "You wouldn't want to turn out like Mr Weasley and Mr Malfoy, would you?"

Gabriel vigorously shook his head "God is my saviour, Reverend" Gabriel ate his food and then left quickly, walking manfully. He had hoped that his Manfulness and Masculinity would stop the satanic boy from trying to fornicate with him.

As he reached the dorm, he was terrified to find that his new roommate had been replaced by Samuel Malfoy. He reminded himself that he had to be manful. He was so lost in his thoughts, he had not heard the satanic music blaring from the music player.

"is god alive or is god dead? Is god dead? Rivers of evil-"

"STOP IT!