A/N: I don't own Soul Eater

OCD Hell Again

Chapter 1

The New Students

Welcome to DWMA, an extremely successful academy for meisters and weapons. This truly brilliant building was founded by Shinigami himself.

The Death Room is, perhaps, the most interesting laid-out room in the whole of Death City. It seemed like it was more in place in Harry Potter rather than Soul Eater. The room's total width and length is bigger than Death City itself. The ceiling seemed to be like a clear blue sky with, every now and then, clouds would float across. Dotted around the ground are crosses pointing out at funny angles. In the middle, there stood a slightly raised platform with a mirror in the centre. There, stood Shinigami.

Shinigami stood silently, waiting for a teacher to arrive, Sid. The zombified professor eventually walked in and walked directly up to the rise platform where the Grim Reaper was. Sid was a little confused as to why he was asked into the Death Room but it became slightly clearer when he saw the bags next to Shinigami.

"Yo! Wassup?" Shinigami said, slightly bouncing around on the spot.

"What are they?" The blue skinned professor asked. He stopped a couple of metres in front of Shinigami and stared down towards the bags. Despite he wasn't looking at Shinigami, Sid knew that the Grim Reaper was staring inquisitively at him, like a little child.

"These came in today," the friendly Reaper replied with what would have been a smile if he had a mouth. "I've had an idea for their P.E. lessons so I ordered these in." He was now pointing down at the bags, hoping that Sid thought a change of game would be a good idea.

Sid cocked an eye. He was pretty confused. "What's wrong with basketball?" He asked, not particularly sure why Shinigami wanted to change the P.E. sport now. "The brats seem to be enjoying it."

"But that's all they play!" Moaned Shinigami, who had gone into one of his childish moods. "Let's try them on something different." He produced one of his giant hands and pulled out a little stick. "Hockey.

Sid stared. He had a vague idea on how to play hockey but he didn't think he was prepared to teach it, especially with one particular student who can't control his 'big' ego. "Please tell me you're joking?" Sid asked. Shinigami shock his head. Sid sighed. "Anything else?"

Shinigami tilted his whole body to the right, thinking. Sid, watching him, decided to try and copy him. "Urm…lets see…" Shinigami started. "Oh yes! You might want to have a look at this." He gave Sid a piece of paper containing the names and details of nine girls.

Sid took it and started to read. His expression didn't change as he said, "Hmm…we're getting new students…arriving today?"

"Four are," the Reaper replied, indicating the top four. He then pointed to the bottom three. "They come next week."

Sid continued to look down the list until he reached the name which was third from bottom. His eyes widen. "A-are y-you s-sure she's a good id-idea?" Sid asked, worried.

Shinigami smiled. "She has a secret that not that many people know about," he replied. "And I think that's going to come handy. Somehow."

"How on Earth can that possibly happen?" Sid asked, beginning to wonder how this conversation got from 'new subject in P.E.' to 'this one new student that has some stupid secret that no-one knows about'.

"Just wait and see. Just wait and see."

Two hours into the school day
Down a back street in Death City

Two girls walked silently down the street. The first wore a pair of jeans and a hoodie. On her feet, a pair of red converses. Her long brown hair flowed behind her. She turned her head and her green eyes looked into her meister's brown ones. The other also wore a pair of jeans and a hoodie, plus a pair of black converses. Her black hair more resembled that of a boy's rather than a girl's due to its extreme shortness yet she still managed to have a decent length fringe.

"First day and we're already late, huh?" The weapon - whose name was Lily - asked. She got no answer. "Did you even hear me?" She asked her meister - whose name was Rebecca. Again, Lily got no answer. Sighing, Lily asked: "Did you even hear what I just asked?" Turning her head while asking the question, Lily's expression had turned to that of a frown. She pushed her meister in the side and yelled: "WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DO YOU HAVE THOSE ANNOYING EARPHONES OF YOURS?"

Upon finally hearing her weapon – and from being pushed – Rebecca took her earphones out. "What was that for?" She asked. Her music was still blurting out loud. Rebecca looked at her watch. "Hmm..." she began. "I guess we are late."

Lily's frown deepened. "That's what I said," she countered-back. "Since how did you get those out of England?" Rebecca looked at Lily as she tangled the wires up and stuffed them into her pockets. It looked like Lily wasn't getting an answer. "Ok, ok. I get it. Stop glaring at me like that."

Rebecca began to look around. It appeared she was searching for someone. "Where are they? They said they were going to meet us here before going onto the Academy." The duo stopped and continued to look around.

"There's gonna be no surprise that the date's in her diary," Lily said, shrugging and smiling. "Maybe they got lost?" But they didn't see the shadow of a person suddenly zoom past them on the rooftops. Nor did they notice the person stop and stand on the nearest roof, facing them.

Then suddenly, out of the blue, a girl's voice spoke out to them. "Us? Get lost?" The girl said. The duo looked up. "Nah, with the use of the roofs, we can never get lost." To a normal person, it would have been strange hearing the girl refer to herself as 'we' but others would realise she was a meister, therefore must have carried a weapon – who normally takes the form of a human.

"Then come down!" Rebecca called. The girl jumped and landed with the grace and elegance of a ninja. She dropped the chain scythe that she was holding. Before landing, the weapon transformed into another teenage girl. "That's better, Iena-chan, Koto-chan. Now we don't need to shout."

The meister, Iena, smiled. She had short black hair that was shorter than Rebecca's. Her clothes were extremely ninja like; a short sleeved high top, a pair of short shorts and knee high boots. The only differences between her and Kotone was that Kotone had longer hair and was slighter shorter than Iena. Apart from that, they were virtually identical.

"You're fussy, Rebecca," Iena complained. "I suppose that won't ever change." Rebecca tilted her head. "That's a good thing, you know? So stop looking at me like that."

Rebecca sighed. "If you call it good," Rebecca replied, a smiling appearing on her lips. Lily sighed. She had forgotten how quickly her meister's facial expression could change. "Now that we're all here, should we proceed?"

"And arrive two hours late?" Kotone asked. The four of them started to move.

"That, Koto-chan, is cool," Lily replied. "And it sets a good example." "An example of coolness," Rebecca said. "That is what Lily means."

The four of them arrived at the bottom of the steps that lead up to the academy. Looking at each other, they start to climb, the butterflies beginning to stir and excitement starting to build.

11:00am
PE

Sid walked out of the school building onto the newly built pitch that Shinigami made. The court seemed to be made out of artificial glass and sand was sprinkled over the top. White paint had been lined over the floor marking out lines that the pitch use to set out the game; the outer line marking the length and width of the pitch, 3 lines going across the width to resemble the thirds and 2 semi-circles at either end to mark out the area where players are allowed to shoot.

"Right!" Called Sid. "Settle down! Settle down!"

"Sir!" A girl with light brown hair tied up in bunches called out. She was wearing what appeared to be a school uniform. However, the academy doesn't have a set uniform for students. A shirt, tie, skirt and school shoes. "What happened to the basketball bags?"

"Well, we've had a change of plan, Maka," Sid replied. "I think that this new sport would be more fun."

"What's more fun than basketball?" Maka's weapon partner asked. He was the same age as Maka with white hair. He wore a zipped up jacket and jeans, complete with trainers. "Unless you want us to play football."

"The worst game ever!" A blue haired boy called out. He wore what appeared to be a ninja's outfit with a star tattooed on his shoulder. "It's surely a game that's smaller than ME!"

"Black*Star!" Sid called out, pulling a 'Black*Star' sized stick out of the bag and chucked it at him. "Shut your pointless mouth!" It landed on his forehead, knocking him out. "So," he continued, "as you can see from my lovely assistant…" he pointed at Black*Star who now had blood pouring out of his nose. Maka's weapon laughed "…we will be playing hockey."

"WHAT!" Yelled a boy standing next to Maka. He looked a bit different from the rest of the class. He had black hair with three white stripes across the left side. He dressed in what appeared to be a black suit with a small skull as a bow tie. "We can't play that! It would ruin the symmetry!" Several people laughed.

"Oh," Sid said, rather sarcastically. "I'm sorry Kid that we don't all share your love for symmetry." Even more people laughed this time, leaving Kid to frown and cross his arms. "Ok, to start off, I want you all to get into pairs and find yourselves the right sized stick."

Everyone moved quickly. Maka and her partner quickly got their sticks and moved off. They found a space and Maka realised that Kid was talking to Sid before going to sulk off and stand against the school wall.

"Sensei!" Maka called. Sid looked over and walked towards the pair. "Sensei, why isn't Kid taking part?" Her partner – Soul – laughed. "I'd thought it was obvious, Maka," Soul said, walking up to her. "Hockey ruins Kid's symmetry. Why would he be so unhappy?"

"You're right, Soul," Sid said. "He asked me if we could go back to basketball and I told him that it was his father's idea to change the game." Sid raised his voice before continuing as he wanted to address the entire class this time. "Now enough chit-chat. I want you to begin by pushing the ball back and forth, ensuring that you aim for your partner's right side." He lowered his voice again. "I wasn't the kind of man who would just talk."

Soul shrugged and walked back to his position, about 5 metres away from Maka and pushed the ball. Maka easily stopped it and returned the ball, completely missing and looked almost as if she was Black*Star's partner.

"Oh!" The ninja teen cried out suddenly. "Does Maka want to train with me? Because that pass made it look like you wanted to!"

"Very funny, Black*Star," Maka jeered. "But I'm fine with Soul so you get back with Tsubaki-chan."

In the Death Room

"Welcome girls," Shinigami said, cheerfully as a group of girls walked in. "Welcome to the DWMA! Though I must say, I was expecting you a little earlier than this." He began to bounce around on the spot, letting the girls think that his body language showed that he didn't mind if they were late. It was, after all, their first day at the school.

"We were going to meet up," Lily said. "Plus it's cool to be late." Rebecca smiled.

"Oh, have you got an obsession for coolness?" Shinigami asked. Lily and Rebecca posted confused expressions on their faces. Shinigami produced his big hands and started to wave them frantically in front of him. "Don't worry about it! There's a student in your class who's just as passionate about being cool as you are."

The girls stared in amazement. "Really?" Rebecca asked. "I would like to meet him!" Lily nodded in agreement.

"He goes by the name of Soul Eater," Shinigami said. "It's pretty easy to remember, it's not like you're gonna find someone else with that name. He's the weapon partner of Maka Albarn who's the daughter of Death Scythe – wherever that idiot is." Shinigami added, looking around. He returned to the girls to find that he was greeted with four confused looks. "What?! It's his real name…ish."

"How can it 'ish' be his real name?" Kotone asked. Shinigami smiled at her (somehow).

"He only changed his surname," Shinigami said. He then clapped his hands together. "Now its time for you to get to your class. You're in the grounds doing PE with Sid-sensei."

The girls looked at each other before turning to leave. They really weren't expecting to find someone with a name like that but they would discuss it later. Right now, they were trying to find their way to the grounds and their class.

11:45am

"Everyone stop and come over!" Sid yelled. Once everyone gathered in, he continued. "We're going to play a small match. So we need two captains…Soul and Black*Star will do." The said boys walked over, looking at each other. "Right, I want the two of you to pick players. Soul, you go first and you can't pick your partner."

"Urm…" the scythe begun. "Let's see…Kilik." The said boy happily walked over. "How's it going, Soul?" Kilik asked, fist bumping on the way past. Soul nodded in agreement.

"In that case," Black*Star said, stroking his chin. He suddenly punched his fist in the air. "I pick Maka! Yahoo!"

Several students laughed. The said girl stared in amazement. "Why me?" She asked. "I think I'd prefer to be with Soul rather than an idiot."

"Come on!" Black*Star cried, beginning to 'show off' his quite small muscle in an attempt to be flirty. "You know you want to be on the winning team." Maka glared at him. "Just come over here." After a long sigh, Maka dragged herself and her stick over to Black*Star.

"If you're picking my partner," Soul started. "Then I pick your partner, Tsubaki." The said girl happily walked over without making a sound.

"Ox."

"Harvar."

"Kim."

"Jacqueline."

"Liz."

"Patty."

"What!? Do I have to have Crona?!"

"Yes."

"Fine. Crona."

Eventually, everyone left to go on separate teams and they departed to go their ends of the pitch. Sid had instructed them to come up with team tactics. Somehow, Black*Star doesn't seem to know what team tactics are.

"WELCOME TO MY SHOW!" He yelled. The rest of his team stared stupidly. No-one spoke for a few seconds until Maka bravely pointed out; "This isn't your show. It's team tactics."

"Yeah, she has a point, you know," Ox said, agreeing with her. "Plus, how is that going to help us win? Soul, Harvar and Kilik are all pretty sporty and all we have are myself, Kim and Maka of any skill." Ox smiled as he looked at Black*Star but, strangely, he also looked at Maka just to see if she had registered what he had said. Obviously, it was taking a while because Maka had an expression that showed a bit of anger.

"But what about…" Maka began. But before she could say 'me', the realisation of Ox's words hit her, making her face light up into a huge smile. "Are you saying I have talent?" Ox nodded. Maka punched her fist in the air as a type of celebration.

"Urm…excuse me," Black*Star began. "But this is my show and I'm captain." He was pointing at himself. Next thing he knew, Maka had pushed him back and they begun to stand around Ox who seemed to be taking charge. "Now come on! Sid-sensei said that I was team captain! Not Ox!"

Over on the other side of the pitch, Soul smiled as he heard the yells and cries of Black*Star who was trying to get back into control.

"Ah, well," Kilik sighed, watching as Black*Star tried to get back into his team. "At least we have Soul. A team captain who actually knows what he's doing?"

"I'm not that good!" Soul cried, turning round to face his team. Well, he thought, at least I can actually control the team. "Guess I should vaguely tell you guys where to play. Let's see…urm…"

It only took Soul a few minutes to sort his team out. Black*Star did eventually get back into his team only to find that Ox and Maka had sorted his team out. Black*Star found himself playing centre mid. Once everyone got into their respected positions, Sid blew the whistle and the game begun.

The Entrance to the Pitch

The four girls stopped on the edge to the astro pitch. They hid out of sight from the teacher and watched the students running around and shouting. After watching closely for about 30 seconds, Lily turned to Rebecca.

"Are they playing what I think it is?" She asked. Lily then swung her bag off her back and began to rumble through it. After a few seconds of silence, Lily pulled out a pair of binoculars and started to look through it. After another few seconds of silence and of Lily looking through them, she said, "Looks like hockey."

"Huh?" Rebecca asked, still looking at Lily, as were the others. "What? Seriously?" She suddenly snatched the binoculars out of her weapon's hands and looked through them. "Yeh, I think they are. Should be a piece of cake for me."

"What?" Kotone asked. "Are you just going to walk in, pick up a stick, run towards the ball, tackle and go into one of the goals?" Rebecca smiled and nodded. "Take that as a yes then."

They watched as Rebecca strode onto the pitch, they followed two spaces behind her. Once on the edge of the pitch, Rebecca picked up a stick and started to locate the ball. She saw it being carried – badly – by a blue-haired boy and ran forwards, tackled him while scaring the life out of him. She carried the ball to the other goal – which were a couple of cones – and hit it between them with such force that no-one was expecting.

The entire class suddenly stopped. No-one was expecting anything like this to happen…