L's Bad Hair Day

Me: Even anime characters have bad hair days. Let's see L's bad hair day!

It was a regular morning. Or so L thought. He was sleeping next to Light and he needed to go to the bathroom. Really, really, really bad! He shook Light up. "Light? Get your ass up! I have to go to the bathroom bad!!"

Light rubbed his eyes. Then he busted out laughing when he saw L. L smacked him. "I really need to go!!" Light got up, still laughing. L was gonna ask why he was laughing, but then he had to go. He ran into the bathroom, not even bothering to look in the mirror.

Light turned away and let L do his business. Then he snickered at what he saw. Misa was knocking on the door, loudly. "There's other people out here who have to use the bathroom too, ya know!"

L finished and looked in the mirror. He almost jumped outta his skin. His hair was formed into an afro! Light finally laughed out loud again. "Geez! What did you do last night, L?" L again smacked him.

"Dude! Not helping!" Misa knocked the door down. "GET OUT!!" Then she saw L and laughed. L growled. "I hate you so much." Misa kicked them out, but took 1 more glance at L before laughing and closing the door.

L shook his head. "I would like to have my hair back to normal again, Light. Can you fix it?" Light shrugged. "Okay, but we have to go into the devil's lair..." L gasped. "You mean-?" Light nodded. They said in unison, "Misa's room."

L shook with worry and fear. "I'm scared." Light nodded. "But she's takin' a shower, so this might be the only chance we got to go into her room. And I only need some of her hair gel and her brush and comb."

L was still shaking. He knew she would kick both of their asses if she found out that they went into her room. He mentioned this to Light. He gave him a mischievous grin. "That's only if she finds out."

L shook his head. "Fine, but I'm sure as hell not goin' in there. You are." Light thought for a moment. "Okay." Then they walked to Misa's room. It said, "I will kick your ass if I found out you were in my room. SO STAY OUT!!"

Light and L gulped. "You-you have to go in there," L said shakily. Light nodded. He gulped 1 more time and said, "Remember me when I die and keep Misa outta my funeral." He went in her room.

L shook his head. "He was good while he lasted," he said to himself. Then he looked at himself in the mirror. "Dammit. HURRY UP!!" Light slapped his forehead. "I hope Misa didn't hear that."

When he looked around, he instantly saw the hair stuff. And he saw her dresser. He walked to the dresser and peeked inside it. L was frustrated. "HURRY UP," he shouted again. Light shook his head and grabbed the hair stuff.

He ran outta the room and grabbed L. "Thanks again for uncuffing me, L," Light said. L cuffed them together again. "I guess..." And they ran into their room. L propped himself on a chair and Light started to get his hair back to normal.

Misa was just getting outta the shower. "Hopefully those bastards aren't out there," she said. She put a robe on. "I can't wait to fix my beautiful hair." She went into her room, after looking around each corner to make sure L and Light wouldn't see her.

Light was actually making L's hair worse. Instead of shifting it back to his normal postion, it made the afro even bigger. "That's it! MISA!! FIX MY HAIR!!" Light clamped L's mouth. "You dumbass! She might- LIGHT?! WHERE'S MY HAIR STUFF?!" Light felt a chill race up his spine.

L snickered, "Ooooh, you are so gonna get it!" Light smacked him. Misa, now fully dressed, ran into their room and she was flaming mad! She saw her hair stuff and was close to smacking both of them in the head.

L jumped on her. Light tried to get him off, but he asked, "Misa? Fix my hair! I don't wanna be seen like this!" Misa shoved him off of her. "Well, I dunno..." L begged her. "Please? I promise, if you don't, I swear I'll kick Light's ass!"

Light kicked him. L kicked him back, but a lot harder. Misa giggled. "Fine, but you have to have patience. It might be awhile before I can sort out your afro." L jumped back on the chair. Light pulled out a chair and sat beside him.

Misa got out her comb. "Now watch a real hair magician show you how it's done!" Light thought she was going crazy. L didn't care. He just wanted his hair back to normal. Misa had a tough time getting his afro sorted out.

"Sheez. This might take all afternoon!" She started on his hair at about 10:30. Now it was 11:16 and the afro wasn't out yet! She stopped for a moment. "Wait! I'll be right back," she said and ran back to her room.

She came out with a spray water bottle, a hair pick, and hair spray. She started to pick out this afro. "I might've got it- YES!" L looked at his hair in the mirror. It wasn't in its place, but it wasn't an afro anymore.

L breathed a sigh of relief. She got a picture of them all 'having fun.' She took a close look at L and his hair style. "Hmmm," she said. She finally used some hair gel and combed it into place. Then she used the hair spray to make it stay in place.

L closed his eyes. "Hey Misa. I don't wanna go to the food court in the mall at 50." Misa smacked him. "Just saying," he said. She sighed exasperately. "I'm tired. But I think I got it!" L looked at himself in the mirror and sighed. It was back to normal.

Light was still snickering though. Misa and L looked at him curiously. "What's so funny," Misa asked. L nodded. "You seem pretty satisfied with whatever the hell you just did." Light laughed. "I gotta picture of you with your afro!" L smacked him. "You bastard!"

Me: Well, that was cetainly... interesting. Well, review and I don't own any animes! So thanks!