VICIL2000 PRESENTS

AN E-STUDiOS PRODUCTION

Kaji Bashing: He's not THAT great.

Scene 001: the present

[Kaji is leaning against a wall, waiting for his contact to arrive. A gigantic fan is spinning inside a window of that wall.]

[We hear footsteps coming out of the darkness]

[Kaji turns to see Maya step into the light.]

Kaji: Hi! You're a little late, aren't you?

[Gun barrels pop out of Maya's boobs and she begins firing round after round into Kaji's chest.]

[Kaji slumps to the floor.]

[Maya blows the smoke from her boobs.]

Maya: I'm a one-woman woman, pig!