Title: Everyday Conversation
Author: Serenei
Genre: General/Romance
Rating: T
Pairing: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does
Summary: Just your everyday conversation between Sasuke and Naruto
Spoilers: None.
Warning: None.
A/N: Just a conversional fic starting with Naruto, this was quite fun to write. It was requested ages ago by a friend who wanted a pure comical narrative fic.
For anyone that cares the setting is ontop of Hokage Mountain
Just Your Average Conversation
"How… strange."
"Only you would think that."
"What? I can't help it if I think it's strange."
"Dobe… only you would think becoming Hokage is strange."
"Teme! Don't call me that, and to be honest it's strange because I didn't think I would actually get here."
"Why? You were always shouting you were going to be. I thought you would be rubbing it in everyone's faces."
"Yea well… It was to be acknowledged, you know about my past, how I was treated. I wanted people to see me, not the demon inside me."
"Baka… who needs the villagers when you have friends like you do?"
"But…"
"There's no buts, seriously who cares about what they think, you have loads of people that care for you."
"Hmmm… I can't argue with that."
"Of course you can't because, like always I'm right and you're wrong."
"Oi!"
"What? You know I'm right."
"That's beside the point, I'm Hokage now and I demand some respect."
"Tch. The only time i'll listen to demands from you is in the bedroom Hokage-sama."
"H-hey don't just start talking about that, and say that again I like it when you say Hokage-sama, I feel higher up than you for once."
"Heh why not dobe, you getting all embarrassed? And just because you said you liked it i'm not going to say it again now."
"You really are a bastard aren't you?"
"Well actually, if you want to get technical my parents were married."
"It was a rhetorical question."
"Are you feeling alright? You're using big words."
"Teme! I'm a lot smarter than you think."
"Heh, I'll believe that when I see it."
"Alright then, if I prove I'm smart what do I get?"
"Depends on what you want."
"Hmmm… I get to top next time."
"Fine."
"Really!"
"Yea whatever."
"But you never let me top. What changed your mind?"
"Nothing, I just know you won't be able to prove it."
"Bastard, that's not nice!"
"What? It's the truth."
"I don't care, you're really mean to me."
"Aww did I hurt your feelings?"
"Yes."
"Tough."
"Teme!… Hold on a minute, how did we get from me thinking being Hokage is strange to this?"
"It's because you're a dobe and your brain can't stay on one subject for more than five minutes."
"You prick stop being a douche. I don't see why all your fangirls wanted to go out with you if this is how you were going to treat them. I'm your fucking fiancée and look how you treat me."
"There's the door if you don't like it, and I wouldn't date any of those fangirls if they were the last girls in the shinobi world. Their all psychopaths."
"Hehe i'll admit your right there, they were pretty insane."
"Insane doesn't cover it dobe."
"Will you stop with calling me a dobe! I'm not a dead-last anymore; I'm now officially the best ninja in the village!"
"Yea by title, but the name means nothing if you can't live up to it."
"Oi, I'm gonna be a damn good Hokage just you watch me."
"I know."
"Huh?"
"I said I know you're going to be a good Hokage."
"Really?"
"I'm not going to keep repeating myself."
"Thanks bastard, it means a lot that you believe in me."
"Yea well, let's go home and have some celebration sex."
"That sounded way too much like a statement then an actual question, and teme don't just say stuff out loud like that, someone might hear!"
"Why, does it turn you on? And it was a statement and not a question. "
"No!… H-hey where are you putting your h-hands… ahh!… don't touch there!"
"Hmm."
"Ngh! S-sasuke stop… ha!"
"Why? You're enjoying it down here."
"S-someone might… Ahh!… s-see."
"Hmmm… could you imagine the Villagers faces. Their Hokage in an intimate act out in the open for everyone to see."
"Ha!… P-please Sasuke… ngh… anywhere but here."
"Let's go home then."
"F-fine!"
"You really will make a great Hokage Naruto."
"Huh? Did you say something? Come on teme you've got to finish what you started."