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Hey all~! I'm here with this little...thing.

Now here me out, when I say that there's a reason for this story's creation! I was on tumblr and I saw a thing for Yandere Simulator and other yandere thing and to make a long story short my brain got to work and here we are! I also wanted to right yandere!Tsuna because those are so rare and I feel he just fits the trope ya know? By the way this isn't supposed to be taken seriously at all. This is just as it said in the summary- "Crack spun from a yandere loving crack head." (I know I have fellow drugies like my self out there!)

So anyway I hope you enjoy this as much as I feel like I will writing it!

Disclaimer: I do not own KHR or its many forms! I'm only here to entertain~

Chapter 1: Chivalry get's you dead

If I were given the chance to tell my past self something, it would be to not care for other people. Become an anti-social hermit bastard and not give a flying frick how people felt. Close your heart to others and walk away from those in need. After all, it's none of your business what happens to strangers, it has nothing to do with you. Fortunately, my introverted child self was sorta half way towards being a complete ass, but apparently wasn't far enough...

Well...I guess this abrupt start sorta makes me sound like a complete weirdo for even thinking such thoughts, but if you were in my shoes, you'd probably be asking whoever or whatever was whiling to grant me this chance where the line was at...I am NOT stressing this enough people.

Now you may be thinking "Oh yeah? Prove it!" and I would like to say, "Challenge Accepted!" So, to start off, let's go back in time a few years in the past to when I was just a young snot-nosed brat in Kindergarten.

During this time, I was known as that really tall kid in class. You know the one who was so tall they looked like they were two grades ahead of you? Yeah, that was me and with me being so tall I guess some of the kids were a little intimidated by my size and rarely tried to play with me. They didn't bully me or anything like that and if we were doing a little group project or something of the like, they wouldn't complain. They just seemed cowed at the fact that I was much more bigger than them.

I remember myself not really caring about the fact the other kids were too afraid to come near me, but was also a little lonely and sad at that. It wasn't my fault the men in my family were unnaturally tall for the average Japanese male, but genetics! Whatcha' gonna do about it?

...Anyway, because of that I spent most of my time by myself staring up at the sky and blanking out. It was an amusing past time for me though it did worry my 'rents quite a bit. I also drew a lot and would draw the stuff I would day dream about (mostly of the stupid crap five-year-old boys think about. Robots, monsters, food, the list goes on). But back to what I was getting at, I also remembered that particular moment in kindergarten where I believe all this mess started.

It was a nice Friday morning during recess. It was after nap time and I was still full from snack time, so I was sitting at a bench and drawing a kick-ass dinosaur in a small sketch book my mom got me for my birthday a few weeks back. As I was drawing, I heard a commotion going on over by the sandbox and a little girl crying out. Me, being the nosy brat that I was, went to go investigate and immediately saw what all the noise was about.

Three first grade boys were picking on this transfer student that came to my class a little more than the week before. Her name was Sawada...something. I only knew her last name and her nickname that the class dubbed her when she managed to trip seemingly on thin air when she made her way to the front of the class to introduce herself. Since I knew calling her "Dame-Tsuna" was really rude and I didn't want to be excessively mean to someone I barely knew, I decided to just refer to her as Sawada and not really bother with her. Even now, I still think it was stupid to call her useless when all she did was trip. Clumsy sure, but useless? Talk about excessive judgment. Though I can't really talk since I did nothing to help her from all the bullying and teasing the rest of my class gave her for the past week. She was just some kid I barely knew, so why should I get involved and make trouble for myself? It's not like I was scared I would get bullied if I saved her from being teased, but I'd rather not make my already ostracized self feel even more out of place. I wasn't some kind of selfless, masochistic, "Hero" that would risk his already crappy social standing for the damsel in distress.

...Still...it did leave a bad taste in my mouth when I would see those damn, large brown eyes well up with tears. I mean, who on earth liked to see cute girl like her cry? Sickos maybe, but me? To troublesome.

To at least make her feel a little better, I would draw her little pictures of girly shit like flowers and bunnies and leave it on her seat before she'd notice. It probably didn't make her day, but that bitter feeling became just a bit more bearable when I'd see the small, yet happy smile on her face when she'd looked at one of my pictures. I guess it made me feel like I was doing something instead of nothing, but a few crappy drawings wouldn't shoo the bullies away and I knew that.

So, as I stood there watching as the boys surrounded Sawada, that bitter feeling returned ten-fold. It just wasn't fair. Why did she have to be teased for something she couldn't control? Yeah, we were kids back then and we didn't have filters or consciences to hold us back, but that didn't excuse us from doing mean stuff to others.

"Hey Dame-Tsuna, what's with the dumb doll?" One of the boys asked rudely, pointing at a stuff lion in her small arms. Sawada flinched at the question and looked down at the ground shyly.

"U-u...u-um..." She mumbled quietly and one of the boys frowned, annoyed.

"What? Speak up I can't hear you!" He demanded making her cringe at the volume and me frown even more. What a jerk, yelling at a her like that...

"His…His name…is…is Natsu..." She managed to whisper out, trembling softly while clutching the lion tighter in her arms.

Another boy got closer to her and crossed his arms while scowling. "Dame-Tsuna why do you talk like that? Are ya stupid or something?"

"Of course she's stupid! She's Dame-Tsuna after all!" At that, the three boys burst into a fit of laughter as if the kid had told a really good joke. I clenched my fist when I saw her teary eyes again. Dammit, this was so annoying and their stupid laughing was NOT making me feel better.

And what happened next made me feel even more angry. When the brats stopped laughing, one of them snatched the toy out of Sawada's arms and her eyes widened in panic.

"H-Hey!" She yelled reaching for the stuffed doll, but the boy held it up out of her reach with a mean smile on his face. His friends mirrored his expression and began to toss the animal back and forth to each other like a demented game of monkey in the middle.

"Give…Give Natsu back!" She pleaded frantically while the jerks just laughed, throwing the animal around carelessly.

"Haha! Keep away!" One shouted, dangling Natsu in front of Sawada before tossing it to his friend.

"Please…please give him ba-back!"

"Why should we?"

"Hey Kou, over here!"

I stood there, disgusted at these guys actions. Did they really have nothing better to do than terrorize a little girl? I couldn't stand to watch anymore, and I remember thinking that I was gonna have to draw a super special picture for her today when something that made me stop cold happened.

One of those idiots threw the stuffed lion too far and it flew over his friend's head, right into a nearby mud puddle. I couldn't believe what just happened and by the look on Sawada's face, she couldn't either.

She screamed in a distraught panic and dashed towards the puddle on her own hands and knees, careless of getting wet or dirty, and hovered over the lion trembling. The action was already sad enough to pull at the heart strings, but it was nothing compared to the heart broken expression on her face. She looked as if she had lost her only friend and I realized with a heavy heart that maybe that was case.

And that's when I decided that enough was enough and began to make my way towards the four. The three idioteers didn't notice my imposing figure (or so I've been told) stalking towards them and they just laughed despite the fact that they just broke someone's heart so carelessly.

"Dame-Tsuna what the heck are you doing?!" The ass-hole kid who threw the toy laughed while pointing at her shaking, crying form.

"What the heck are you crawling through the mud for?!"

"Guess she really is stupid after all!"

"Well if she's stupid, then what the heck does that make you?"

The three boys stopped laughing at once and turned almost robotically towards me. When their eyes landed on my very displeased form, they turned pale and stared at me in fright.

"Oh, crap! It's Shinonome!" One of them yelled, trembling along with his friends. In the corner of my eye I saw Sawada staring at me with wide eyes, appearing to be just as freaked out at the sight of me as the other three were. Her reaction caused me to eternally sigh in annoyance. How troublesome...

"What the heck are you idiots doin'?" I snapped at them, staring them down with my sharp green eyes. This was another thing that kept my classmates away from me. I had inherited my mother's sharp, piercing forest colored eyes, but the fact that since I'm pretty much blind as a bat even with glasses leads me to squint (which many people mistake for glaring) which in turn enhances my "menacing" look. My father called it my "Hawk eyes" whatever the hell that was supposed to mean...

Let's just say that this, my height, and the venom in my voice did nothing to soothe the boys' fears and Sawada even gave a high-pitched "Hieee!" from the side.

One of the boys, who looked the least scared of the three (though still shaking and pale), walked towards me with a challenging glare of his own. "What's it to you Shinonome?!" The little crap barked at me making me raise an eyebrow. Wow, tough kid...that or stupid...most likely the latter...

"Well since you morons were actin' like a bunch'a monkeys and makin' a lot of noise, I decided to see what was goin' on." I explained calmly and smirked when I saw the angry red fill the boy's face.

"We're not monkeys stupid and we're just playing with Dame-Tsuna, right guys?" He demanded turning to his friends who were shaking their heads rapidly in denial before nodding when they saw that the boy turned to look at them.

"Oh really?" I asked, obviously not believing them. "Cause it looked like you were makin' her cry instead."

"Dame-Tsuna's just a cry baby like usual!" He challenged with a smirk, ignoring his friends who were trying to get him to shut up in fear that he'll anger me which, much to their misfortune, he was succeeding at.

I narrowed my eyes and warning began to bleed into the venom in my tone. "You shouldn't force people to do stuff they don't wanna do, it makes you look like an idiot."

"Shut up! You're not the boss of me!" He shouted back in retaliation while his friends seemed close to knocking him out if he didn't shut the hell up soon.

"I can do whatever I want! I don't care if Dame-Tsuna doesn't want to play or not cause she's stupid and everyone knows that stupid people have to listen to smart people like me!" He yelled and when I heard Sawada sniffle and whimper at the comment, my already limited patient was shattered.

"Oh really?" I grounded out between gritted teeth and even the little idiot seemed to regret his past words. "Well if that's the case, this makes my jobs a whole lot easier." I finished before grabbing the kid from the front of his shirt and pulling him closer to my face. I don't know why I was getting so annoyed and angry at the little shit, but his attitude really pissed me off. There were many people like this kid in the world and though I was still young, even I could tell when people were being unjust 'cause they felt that they could do whatever they want.

'Don't grow up to be like them Daiki.' My mother once told me, looking in distaste at this one couple who looked over at a homeless man in disgust, not giving him another passing glance as he begged for food.

I looked to my mother curiously as she went over to the man and gave him a sandwich. It didn't really sink into my mind until recently, but as I saw the happy tears in the man's eyes as he gobbled down a half-eaten sandwich and thanked my mom like she'd just gave him a four course meal, I knew that you shouldn't just be mean and rude to people just 'cause you thought you had the right to.

So, as I stared down at the little jerk, I felt that the least I can do was help out Sawada just a little bit.

"Listen here you stupid monkey." I growled staring him straight in his wide eyes. "I get that you think you're special, but you're really just a loser so since you're so slow, I will say this simply enough for you to understand."

I dropped the kid and he fell against his friends who were paler than a hospital sheet. Sawada was still sitting in the mud puddle with wide eyes that were red from crying and that only solidified my next choice of words. She flinched in surprise when I pointed to her and began to speak in a strong tone.

"Sawada here has more brains than all of us, includin' me so I suggest you listen to her when she says stop. So, the next time you decide to go against her wishes, you'll have to answer to me you got that!?" The two boys nodded and when they saw that their idiot friend wasn't, they forced him to nod as well by pushing his head up and down.

"Good, now get the heck out of here!" And they didn't need to be told twice as they picked up their friend who was protesting and made a bee line towards the classroom. Silence immediately filled the surrounding area after their departure and I sighed in annoyance and exhaustion. That was so troublesome...

I turned my head sharply towards Sawada who yelped in fear and looked at me like I was going to eat her or something. She was still sitting in the puddle, much to my annoyance.

"Well?" I demanded crossing my arms and scowling (I had the tendency to do that). "What are you still sittin' in there for? Get the heck out of the puddle!" She scrambled to meet my demand and stood up, shaking and staring fearfully at me. I walked towards her and she took a step back from me, not that it mattered since her small legs were nothing against my much more longer ones. She looked down when I was a few feet from her and she fiddled with the end of her dress with one hand, holding Natsu in the other.

Despite her obvious fear, it seemed as if she wanted to say something to me as she nervously looked to me and everywhere else. I waited semi-patiently, knowing how much of a nervous wreck Sawada could be and how long it might take for her to even work up the nerve to stare at me for more than three seconds.

Finally, after about three minutes, she spoke. "...U-u...um..." She began, shuffling left and right and looking up at me apprehensively. I urged her on with a nod and she looked down seeing this. "Um...I-I...th-thank you...for…for helping Tsu-chan!" She finally announced, bowing at a 90-degree angle.

I blinked in surprise at the fact that she thanked me (and how she referred to herself in third-person). I didn't really do anything, just told some punks to back off. There's still the whole school who went out of their way to tease her, plus the other boy who didn't seem to like me telling him what to do. Well, whatever floats her boat...

"...You're welcome I guess..." I ended up saying and she looked up at me with a look of not just fear, but curiosity as well.

"Um!" She began before blushing at her outburst and looking down again which was now starting to get a little annoying.

"Yes?" I stressed slightly, and she flinched at the tone. Damn, didn't mean to give attitude...

"...Why...why did y-you help...Tsu-chan?" She asked, and I stared down at her hunched form. Why did I indeed?

"Dunno, they just pissed me off." I simply answered while stuffing my hands into my pocket. She looked up at me again from under her brown bangs and twiddled her thumbs.

"O-oh..."

"They also shouldn't tease you like that." I added, and I smirked slightly at the shocked look that covered her face.

"E-Eh?!"

"You did nothin' wrong for you to be picked on like you are now and they don't have the right to even if you did. My mom told me that the only person allowed to judge you is you, no one else, so don't listen to those stupid monkeys. I pretty sure you're way smarter than most of the kids in our class, includin' me."

Sawada stared at me, round eyes glistening, before tears suddenly started to fall down her face again. I panicked slightly at this and started cursing myself. Aw man! I didn't mean to make her cry! My panic grew as she began to rub her eyes with her small hands and started to hiccup between her sobs.

"H-Hey! Why the heck are you cryin'?" I asked, staring down at her with narrowed, nervous eyes. What the heck!? Girls were weird!...

"Be-be-because! Tsu-Tsu-Tsu" She babbled between her hiccups. "On-only m-mama has told Tsu-chan st-stuff like that a-and-and!"

In my panic, I vaguely remembered about being surprised that no one had come over from all the commotion. I mean I know that the sandbox wasn't the most popular spot on the playground, but Sawada sure did have a pair of lungs in her.

"Tsu-chan's just so hap-happy! Waah~!" At that, I began to relax again. Oh, thank god, these were happy tears!

I sighed before combing back my black wavy hair with my fingers in exasperation and relief. "Geez~! Don't do that! You almost gave me a heart attack! And stop cryin' already! It's annoyin'!"

"Tsu-chan can't!" She cried back making me groan in frustration. So damn troublesome!

A few minutes later of one-sided shouting and one-sided crying, things started to calm down to the point were Sawada's bawling decreased to sniffling. I was standing with my back turned to her and arms crossed, not exactly sure what to do. I wasn't good with people let alone emotional, crying ones...

I looked back at her from the corner of my eye and saw that she was still shivering. I frowned in confusion before suddenly realizing that she must have been cold standing in a dress soaked in mud on a chilly day like this. I took off my jacket that I was wearing and handed it to her. She looked at the jacket with wide eyes before looking at me and I looked away, awkwardly coughing into my fist.

"...You looked cold..." When she still didn't take it, I growled slightly with warm cheeks and waved it in front of her face. "Hurry up and take the stupid jacket!"

She "eaped!" before quickly grabbing the article of clothing and putting it on. It looked so big on her small frame that I found myself chuckling at the sight. She looked curiously at me before I told her what I was thinking.

"You're so small..." She pouted at my frankness and I shrugged in a non-caring way. Hey it's the truth.

It was then that the bell for the end of recess rung startling us both. I found myself thinking incredulously at how long recess seemed to have lasted and looked towards Sawada who was giving me a cautious look. I held out my hand and she looked at it then at me, much how she looked at the jacket and me before.

I quirked an eyebrow, looking at her expectantly. "Well? What are you waitin' for? Let's go before we're late." She stared at me a bit more and I shrugged before dropping my hand and walking away. If she wanted to stand there like a statue then fine, I still had to get my stuff from the bench.

I got a few steps ahead before I heard a "Wait!" and felt something grab my shirt. I turned around to look at Sawada who stared back at me with a red face. "U-um! What's y-your name?"

I blinked before realizing that I hadn't even introduced myself. It seems she knew me about as much as I did her.

"...Shinonome...Shinonome Daiki."

She stared at me in awe a bit more (probably at the fact that I answered her) before her face blossomed into a sparkly smile and a ruby blush.

"Sawada...I'm Sawada Tsunayomi!" It was my turn to stare at her in shock. It was the first time I ever saw her smile so large and naturally and it was leagues better than all the little smiles I saw her have when she looked at my pictures combine. Plus, I just learned her full name too! I gave my own little smile as she tentatively grabbed my hand and we both made our way towards the classroom.

I had told the teacher that Sawada fell as explanation for her less than orderly appearance and so she called Sawada's mom, leading her to leave school early.

After that day, me and her had formed a type of blooming camaraderie. She was still really shy around me and stuttered which was annoying at first, but I did find myself enjoying her company after some initial awkwardness. Plus, her mom's cooking was to die for (especially compared to my mom's charred concoctions). She also found out that I was the one who drew all those pictures for her and would ask to watch me draw or even request a picture or two whenever she could drum up the confidence.

It was like a trade. She would keep me company and I would keep kids from teasing her when I could. They still messed with her, but it was much less severe than before now that the threat of incurring my wrath was possible. That one boy from before was one of the small group that still went out of their to try and make Sawada's life a living hell.

He would constantly try to challenge or one up me to get revenge for "telling him what to do" and I found myself disliking him more and more as the days passed. I felt like his one-sided rivalry with me would last forever until one certain day when me and the so called "older" kid were having another stupid argument. I had said something that seemed to really piss him off and before I knew it, he chucked a ball he had in his hands at me in anger. It was so sudden that I didn't have time to dodge and it hit my right in the face. I fell to the ground, staring up in a daze. I felt something warm trickle out my nose and moved my hand to see that I was having a nose bleed. All the other kids who crowded around us began to freak out at all the blood and even the kid seemed to feel a bit guilty at what he did. My teacher and the boy's teacher came over to check on me and scold the boy.

I later went the infirmary and was laying on the bed humming a song from an anime I watched with my older sister. I was starting to get sleepy when a sudden "BANG!" from the infirmary door being slammed open and a teary cry of "SHINONOME-KUN!" broke me from my stupor.

I sat up to see who had called me, but a blur of brown slammed into my stomach and almost knocked me off the freakin' bed. I felt the breath leave my lungs and found myself in the spine crushing hug one Sawada Tsunayomi was currently giving me.

"Omph! W-What the heck!? Sawada what are you doin'?!" Sawada was trembling in my lap and I could feel her tears seeping through my shirt. What the heck? What's up with her? Was she bullied again 'cause I wasn't with her? Was it that one jerk? Geez, I'm gone for an hour and he's already on the move! How troublesome.

I sighed, sitting up slightly and wincing as Sawada's grip tightened around my mid-section.

"Sawada?" I began, getting sniffles in response. "Oi Sawada! What the heck's wrong with you?!"

She sniffled and cried some more before giving me a muffled answer as her face was still buried in my stomach. "What have I said about talkin' to me in ways I can't understand you?" I deadpanned, and she stilled at the tone.

"Get off me." I asked in a softer tone and after a few more moments, she nodded her head before moving away and looking at me with teary eyes.

"Now once again, what the heck is wrong with you?" She looked close to crying again, but this time she rubbed the tears away before they fell.

"T-Tsu-chan was in the classroom drawing a picture f-for mama and Shinonome-kun when some-someone came in and said you we-were hurt and b-bleeding!" She finished with a loud cry covering her eyes as she began to bawl. "Ts-Ts-Tsu-chan w-w-was so scared! Waah~!"

I sighed before pinching my nose at all the noise. This was so troublesome…

I removed my hand from my face, raised it up, and gave her a quick karate chop to the head, making her stop crying with a yelp. She held her hands where I hit her, and she stared at me in bewilderment while I stared back at her blankly.

"Quit all that cryin', you're givin' me a headache." I stated blandly, and she looked down in guilt.

"Tsu-chan's sorry..."

I sighed, rolling my eyes before giving her an awkward pat on the head. I looked away, embarrassed at what I was doing and stared at the window. I couldn't see her face, but I could practically feel her eyes on me, most likely wide with shock.

"...There's nothin' wrong with me alright? I just had a little nose bleed is all. That jerk kid threw a ball at me and I couldn't get out of the way in time, but I'm fine now so just stop cryin' already."

I looked back to see her expression and just as I predicted, she was looking at me with that silly, awed expression on her face before it blossomed into another happy smile that had become much more common than in the past. I found myself smiling at the fact before lying back down on the bed. I kept my eyes closed for a bit before opening them to look at Sawada. She had a curious look on her face and I patted the side of the bed impatiently.

"Are you just gonna stare at me all day or are you goin' to lie down?" Her face grew bright red at my question and she began to flail her arms around in alarm.

"W-What?!" She yelped in shock, holding her hands to her red cheeks. "I-I can't! Th-That's too embarrassing a-and-!" I looked at her unimpressed and turned on my side away from her.

"Alright if you say so." Just thought I'd ask. If she didn't want to I wasn't going to force her, though I did feel a little disappointed. Oh well...

I closed my eyes and waited for her to leave, but to my pleasant surprise I felt her move towards me until she had her face buried in my back. I felt her warmth seep through my clothes and began to relax even more. It was oddly comforting…

"...S-Shinonome-kun?" Sawada whispered as I began to fall asleep.

"Hn?" I mumbled. It should be around nap time right now...

"...W...We're...friends...right?"

I played her words around my sluggish mind for a bit before answering.

"...Yeah..." And I meant it. Sawada was my first actual friend and I think it's safe to think the same applied to her. So yes, I do think we're friends, albeit weird ones.

I could feel Sawada's happy aura from my answer and I smiled, slowly fading to dream land.

"Y-Yeah...Tsu-chan and Shinonome-kun will be friends forever and ever and ever..."

I didn't really think much about what she said when I was half asleep. I just thought of it as a innocent little phrase of a young girl who was happy to have a friend. But now though, a few years later in the future, the actual bloody truth behind those words should have sent warning bells in my mind. But, since they didn't and my stupid, dense five-year-old self had no idea of the troublesome terror that was waiting for him in the future. My fate, unfortunately, had already been set in motion.

Now that I think about it, when the boy who threw the ball at me dropped out of school the very next day due to a "serious medical leave", I could have sworn Sawada was in an unusually good mood.

Huh? Guess that explains everything...

Thank you for reading to those who stuck through it to the end. I promise the next chapter will be more cracky and yanderey.

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