Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters or any of that stuff. Yeah what is the point of disclaimers? Do YOU think I own the Harry Potter? Yeah that's what I thought.

Harry was sitting on the Dersleys couch watching Barney with Dudley. Dudley had been away at his private school and got in a fight which erased his memory and all dignity. While Harry watches a message pops up to stick around afterward for bonus footage. Woopty doo! Well dudley who was barking at a dog t hat had just walked by didn't hear that. So after the "I love you, you love me" song dudley ran strait to his parents to sing the song to them. If you can call yelling at the top of your lungs singing.

A/N sorry it was short this is my first story!