Hi guys. I have been away for way too long. What with real life, a surgery, a cancer scare, finding out its not cancer, work and a relationship ending. It's been chaos. I feel so glad to be back. I have missed writing about these boys. This is the third in the text series (although they can be read individually.) The first being Textathon and the second being Unlimited text. Still don't own Glee or these two. As always Blaine in bold and Kurt in italics. Enjoy.

Kurt! It's an emergency. Life or death... We're out of milk.

Babe?

Kurt.

Sweetie?

Mr Anderson-Hummel!

Kurrrrrrrt?

Yes?

I sent all those texts and all I get is a one word response? Hmf.

What would you prefer instead? A 2000 word essay?

In triplicate? ;)

Ummmmm? *thinking* No.

Damn. Well I tried.

Seriously though we're out of milk.

Blaine you text me an hour ago to say we had no milk. You could have gone and got some by now. You could have gone and gotten ALL the milk. ALL THE MILK Blaine.

All the milk?

Well. Most of it at least.

Kurt I don't think we could afford ALL the milk in New York. That's a lot of milk.

You're right we couldn't afford it but it would have been enough time for you to carry all the milk from it's current location to our house.

Are you suggesting I steal all the milk?

No. Not at all.

Because that's a lot of milk.

It is.

Gasp. You are aren't you?

I'm suggesting no such thing.

Implying then. What will Burt and Carole say?

That their son in law is being silly. Again.

I have no idea what you are talking about and I find your tone offensive.

How do you know my tone Blaine? You can't hear me.

Oh but I can. I can always hear your voice.

I don't know if I should be flattered or freaked out. ;)

Go with flattered.

Done. How's the milk situation?

Critical. I don't know if I'll make it.

I thought I was the dramatic one.

Tell my husband I love him.

I am your husband.

Oh. Well. This is awkward.

You're an idiot.

Yes. But I'm your idiot.

:) Yes you are. I love you

Love you too.

Would love you more if you came home with milk.

How rude. There's almond milk.

Gross. Yuck.

Very mature.

Thanks. :D

Why'd I marry you again?

Something about love of your life and soulmates or something. Not sure I wasn't really paying attention.

*Eye roll.* Liar.

Liar. Is a little too harsh. I prefer extender of the truth.

So a fancy way of saying liar?

Potato, potahto.

I do love potatoes.

Starchy goodness.

I gotta go. Next class is about to start.

Stage fighting right?

You memorised my schedule?

Yep.

So cute. Okay sweetie. Talk soon. Love you.

Love you too.

You're in class now aren't you?

Class just finished.

How'd it go?

Pretty well. It was a theory class so no sweating. Yay. Milk update?

No change.

Really? Sweetie what have you been doing all day?

Well I made the bed after you left, cleaned the bathroom. Started making breakfast. Realised there was no bread, when to the store for bread. Came home, made toast, realised no milk for coffee. Texted you and lamented lack of milk.

Soooo. You've already been to the store today?

Yes.

Why don't you just go back?

That's just it. I've already been. They've SEEN ME. I can't go back. Not today.

Sweetie I am sure it happens all the time. People forgetting something and having to go back. It's no big deal.

It's embarrassing!

Blaine. They probably won't even remember.

What if they do?

Then they do. You laugh it off, get milk and go back home. You can do this.

I am being a little silly aren't I?

Only a little.

Sigh. Okay I'll go back.

Good luck!

Soooooo how'd it go?

It went well. I got milk.

And did they remember you?

Yep.

Well you are hard to forget.

It's a blessing and a curse.

I can only imagine it would be.

Please Kurt you are the most interesting man in all of New York.

I thought I was the most interesting boy in all of Ohio.

That too.

I can't be both.

Um. Yeah you can. You're Kurt Hummel you can be anything you want.

Kurt Anderson-Hummel thank you.

Oh. Yes. Yes. Of course because you're my husband.

And you're my husband.

:D Yaaaaaaay.

Just got on the subway. Be home i half an hour.

Great. Can't wait.

Oh and Kurt?

Yes sweetie.

We're out of sugar.

Oh my god! *face palm*

That was chapter one. Let me know what you thought. See you soon.