The Temples of Fanfiction
by Mousse 1/2
Disclaimer: I do not own any of The Legend of Zelda. Zelda is owned by Nintendo and the Almighty God of Gaming, Shigeru Miyamoto
Author's note: Ok, this fic is about Link having to save the world from a madman who has found a way to control the worlds of Hyrule and Termina by going through the 7 Fanfiction Temples and awakening the 7 Sages of Fanfiction. Now, I need people to volunteer to be those sages. 6 people will be chosen as sages. The others will get cameos. Here are the rules to volunteer if you want a part as a sage.
1) Give me what sage you are trying out to be. The Sages you have a choice for are Angst, Humor, Action, Romance, Horror, and Lunacy. Now, I know that's only 6, but that's because I have already planned everything about the 7th Sage, and I will design him myself.
2) Give me where in Hyrule or Termina you would like your Temple to be placed. Please choose a place remotely similar to the temple. (For example, no placing the Horror Temple in a really happy and sweet place.)
3) Tell me what you want your character to be like. You can choose to have your character be like yourself, but here is how it goes: Your character will have your author name, but it is not the author. It is a new character that the villain creates, along with other minor characters, for his amusement. Your character can have any personality you want, except if he/she is one of the 6 characters I choose to be a Sage, make the person's personality like the temple he/she guards. (Example, if you are trying out to be the Sage of Lunacy, Make your character a bit crazy, probably very silly, almost never serious.) But, if you are not chosen to be one of the 6 sages, it can be any personality, so if you want to, you can put 2 different personalities, one for if you become a Sage, and one if not.
4)give me your AOL IM sn, and if you don't have AIM, give me your email address so, if you become a Sage, I can ask you about your ideas for the temple and such, and so I can inform you whether you have been chosen as a Sage or not.
5) If you don't want to be a Sage, but want a cameo in the story, tell me what alignment you want to be. You can be either good, evil but not a servant of the villain, or an evil servant of the villain. If you want to be evil and I really like your character and he/she fits in well with one of the Temples, I may make you a Mini-Boss!
One final note: I know, this whole volunteer Sage thing sounds a lot like Sage Of Innocence Saga by Galaxy Girl. Well, I've had the idea for a story with Temples of Fanfic types quite a while, but I didn't know how I would do the Sages and such. Then I read SOIS. I was impressed with Galaxy Girl's excellent idea, and e-mailed her with a proposition telling her of my story idea, and asking for her permission to use her Sage idea. She gave me her permission, so please don't flame me accusing me of stealing ideas. I am trying as hard as possible to make this story as different from hers as possible. And Now on with the story, and don't forget to review and put the information needed to try out for a Sage! Oh, and I know this chapter is kinda short, but that's because I'm just opening it, and I can't continue until I have my Sages!
Chapter 1: Gossuka's takeover
It was a perfect sunny day in the Kokiri Forest. Link was relaxing on the balcony of his tree-house, while the Kokiri played. Link was relieved to finally get a break from the Hero business. Having to collect the 3 spiritual stones, awaken the 7 Sages, and defeat Ganon to save his own world was enough, but reliving the same 3 days over and over just to save a parallel world was downright tiring. He needed a nice break from going through dungeons and fighting bosses, and it looked like he would finally get a nice break from being a hero.
Or so he thought.
Suddenly, the sky turned pitch black. All of the Kokiri, remembering when Ganondorf sent the monsters into the forest, immediately ran into their houses. Only Saria and Link were left.
Saria: Gee, Link, do you think this could mean something bad is gonna happen, and another evil villain will try to take over Hyrule and/or Termina, who you have to defeat by going into 7 temples and rescuing Sages?
Link: Nah, no way, for 2 reasons. Reason 1: I've already saved both Hyrule and Termina once, and anyone who thinks they can kill me is crazy, and Reason 2: Everytime I have to go on an adventure, a really annoying fairy comes to me first, and I don't see a fairy in sight.
At that moment, a fairy flew into the forest and right to Link.
Fairy: Hi, Link! My name is Shika! I'm your new fairy! My job is to help you on your new quest and be really really annoying!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!
Ok, who is the big villain this time?
Shika: I don't know! I can't tell you about enemies unless they are close enough for me to fly over to them, turn yellow, and then give you it's name and a useless tip about them!
At that moment, a giant pencil hit the ground, dug a deep hole in it, and out of the hole came a man. He was about 6 feet tall, dressed in blood red, with a large dark green cape. He was very muscular, and the look on his face basically screamed out "Super-Villain".
Link: whoah! Shika, now can you identify the villain?
Shika: (flying over to the Villain and turning yellow) This is...
Before she could continue, The evil villain smacked Shika down to the ground.
Evil Villain: Quiet, fool! I don't need a stupid fairy to tell who I am! I will do it myself! I am...........GOSSUKA, THE AUTHOR OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!
Link: Author of Doom? What is that supposed to mean?
Gossuka: It means that I am an evil Author, and am writing this world into doom! I have found a way to make it so any character I create I can write into Hyrule or Termina! Unfortuantely, I can't write your destinies though, but I can still enslave Hyrule and Termina with my characters, and you can't do anything about it unless you go through Hyrule and Termina and find the 7 temples , awaken the 7 Sages who are all new characters I've created but don't know that they are sages, and beat me in a final fight!
Link: Umm, yeah. Do you know you've basically told us your entire plot and told us how to defeat you?
Gossuka: I did? Oh Crap! And my powers won't let me erase your memory! Dangit!
Link: Yeah, and Sages have to be good. And all the people you are creating are evil right? So how can there be Sages?
Gossuka: Well, um, actually, I just choose what the characters are built like, and their race, and all that stuff. I don't choose their alignment.
Saria: Hey, you just gave away another useful tip! Thanks!
Gossuka: CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: You're not much of a great villain, are you? Hmph, I'm not gonna waste my time on you. Tingle is probably more dangerous than you!
Gossuka: WHAT? HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME? NOW ALL OF KOKIRI FOREST SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!
Gossuka then focused his power. He started glowing an evil shade of black. The clouds above Kokiri Forest became even darker than before. Then, Gossuka focused all of the energy he made into a ball in his right hand. He raised his right arm high, and all of the ball except for 2 small sections turned yellow. One of the sections remained black, and the other section, on the opposite side of the black section, turned red. He then let out a loud yell, and the ball formed into a giant pencil of energy.
Link: A pencil? Isn't that a bit old-fashioned?
Gossuka: SHUT UP! Now the real terror starts!
Gossuka then threw the giant energy pencil at the entrance to Kokiri Forest, where it embedded in the earth. Then, Kokiri started sprouting out of the ground, a total of 100 of them. 25 of them looked normal and after one look at Gossuka, ran into the houses where the original Kokiri were. However, the remaining 75 Kokiri were of a darker tone, with dark green clothes and tannish-gray faces. They all had slingshots in their hands, and they were aiming at Link.
Link: AHHHHHHHHH! OH NO! WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shika: What do you mean? They're just evil Kokiri! (going into her "annoying fairy explanatory mode) These are just like normal Kokiri, only evil! You can guard against their slingshot attacks with your sheild!
Link: No, no! It's.........(pointing above the evil Kokiri) THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sure enough, above the evil Kokiri, there was a reason for Link to be afraid............... MANY MANY EVIL FAIRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fairies: Bwahahahaha......... HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! WATCH OUT! LOOK! HEY! LISTEN!....... and so on.
While Gossuka just stood there, grimacing at Link's torture with his earplugs in, Link was in his own personal hell.
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! EVIL FAIRY TORTURE!!!!!!!
Gossuka: Heheehhehe... He'll never survive. This would be a good time to leave. But before I do, I might as well seal this foolish boy's fate while he's distracted. ALL EVIL KOKIRI! I COMMAND YOU ALL TO KILL THE BOY BEING TORTURED BY THE FAIRIES!
30 of the Evil Kokiri: Yes, Master Gossuka
Saria: Hey wait a minute, how come only 30 of them obeyed you?
Gossuka: That's because there are 2 types of evil: Independent evil and Evil servants. Those 30 are evil servants, which means they are evil and obey me. the other 45 are evil but they do what they want.
Saria: Hey you just gave us another tip!
Gossuka: CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! That's it! I'm leaving before I accidentally give you another tip!
Gossuka then flew away, using his internal energy like in Dragonball Z. Meanwhile, Link was still undergoing the fairy torture, and the Evil Kokiri were shooting Link with slingshots. (All 75 of them. Apparently even the independent evil ones wanted Link dead.) Link was too busy covering his ears to shield against the slingshot seeds, and was getting welts on his skin.
Saria: Link, you need to attack the evil Kokiri! The fairies are just trying to hold you there so you can get killed!
Saria got no response except screams of agaony when Link uncovered his ears.
Saria: Ugh, that's it! If you want something done, I guess you have to do it yourself.
Saria then rushed towards Link, and pulled the Master Sword out of Link's sheath. She then started to kick some evil Kokiri butt. She sliced through the Kokiri, and also killed some fairies. When all the fairies were down, Link got up.
Link: Thanks Saria. Now give the sword to me, and I'll finish this.
Saria: OK, Link, I personally don't like killing people, especially fairies, but I had to to get you out of your pathetic screaming mode. Heh, you sure didn't look much like the "Hero of Time" there, Link.
Link: Easy for you to say, Saria. You're a Kokiri, so you're immune to Fairy Torture.
Link then took the Master Sword from Saria and finished off the rest of the Kokiri.
Link: There. Hey, Shika, you ok?
Shika was just getting up. She had been unconsious the whole time.
Shika: I'm ok now. Sheesh, that Gossuka guy was mean! Lets kick his Author butt!
Link: Yeah! Seeya, Saria, Shika and I are off to find the 7 Temples and rescue the Sages!
Saria: Seeya!
And so Link and Shika are off on an adventure to save both Hyrule AND Termina from the evil superpowered author, Gossuka. Will they succeed? What are the Temples? Who are the Sages? What new enemies will they face? What new items and characters will they encounter? Why is the author of this fic asking these stupid questions? Find out in Chapter 2, which will be coming up as soon as I get 6 Sages for this fic!
by Mousse 1/2
Disclaimer: I do not own any of The Legend of Zelda. Zelda is owned by Nintendo and the Almighty God of Gaming, Shigeru Miyamoto
Author's note: Ok, this fic is about Link having to save the world from a madman who has found a way to control the worlds of Hyrule and Termina by going through the 7 Fanfiction Temples and awakening the 7 Sages of Fanfiction. Now, I need people to volunteer to be those sages. 6 people will be chosen as sages. The others will get cameos. Here are the rules to volunteer if you want a part as a sage.
1) Give me what sage you are trying out to be. The Sages you have a choice for are Angst, Humor, Action, Romance, Horror, and Lunacy. Now, I know that's only 6, but that's because I have already planned everything about the 7th Sage, and I will design him myself.
2) Give me where in Hyrule or Termina you would like your Temple to be placed. Please choose a place remotely similar to the temple. (For example, no placing the Horror Temple in a really happy and sweet place.)
3) Tell me what you want your character to be like. You can choose to have your character be like yourself, but here is how it goes: Your character will have your author name, but it is not the author. It is a new character that the villain creates, along with other minor characters, for his amusement. Your character can have any personality you want, except if he/she is one of the 6 characters I choose to be a Sage, make the person's personality like the temple he/she guards. (Example, if you are trying out to be the Sage of Lunacy, Make your character a bit crazy, probably very silly, almost never serious.) But, if you are not chosen to be one of the 6 sages, it can be any personality, so if you want to, you can put 2 different personalities, one for if you become a Sage, and one if not.
4)give me your AOL IM sn, and if you don't have AIM, give me your email address so, if you become a Sage, I can ask you about your ideas for the temple and such, and so I can inform you whether you have been chosen as a Sage or not.
5) If you don't want to be a Sage, but want a cameo in the story, tell me what alignment you want to be. You can be either good, evil but not a servant of the villain, or an evil servant of the villain. If you want to be evil and I really like your character and he/she fits in well with one of the Temples, I may make you a Mini-Boss!
One final note: I know, this whole volunteer Sage thing sounds a lot like Sage Of Innocence Saga by Galaxy Girl. Well, I've had the idea for a story with Temples of Fanfic types quite a while, but I didn't know how I would do the Sages and such. Then I read SOIS. I was impressed with Galaxy Girl's excellent idea, and e-mailed her with a proposition telling her of my story idea, and asking for her permission to use her Sage idea. She gave me her permission, so please don't flame me accusing me of stealing ideas. I am trying as hard as possible to make this story as different from hers as possible. And Now on with the story, and don't forget to review and put the information needed to try out for a Sage! Oh, and I know this chapter is kinda short, but that's because I'm just opening it, and I can't continue until I have my Sages!
Chapter 1: Gossuka's takeover
It was a perfect sunny day in the Kokiri Forest. Link was relaxing on the balcony of his tree-house, while the Kokiri played. Link was relieved to finally get a break from the Hero business. Having to collect the 3 spiritual stones, awaken the 7 Sages, and defeat Ganon to save his own world was enough, but reliving the same 3 days over and over just to save a parallel world was downright tiring. He needed a nice break from going through dungeons and fighting bosses, and it looked like he would finally get a nice break from being a hero.
Or so he thought.
Suddenly, the sky turned pitch black. All of the Kokiri, remembering when Ganondorf sent the monsters into the forest, immediately ran into their houses. Only Saria and Link were left.
Saria: Gee, Link, do you think this could mean something bad is gonna happen, and another evil villain will try to take over Hyrule and/or Termina, who you have to defeat by going into 7 temples and rescuing Sages?
Link: Nah, no way, for 2 reasons. Reason 1: I've already saved both Hyrule and Termina once, and anyone who thinks they can kill me is crazy, and Reason 2: Everytime I have to go on an adventure, a really annoying fairy comes to me first, and I don't see a fairy in sight.
At that moment, a fairy flew into the forest and right to Link.
Fairy: Hi, Link! My name is Shika! I'm your new fairy! My job is to help you on your new quest and be really really annoying!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!
Ok, who is the big villain this time?
Shika: I don't know! I can't tell you about enemies unless they are close enough for me to fly over to them, turn yellow, and then give you it's name and a useless tip about them!
At that moment, a giant pencil hit the ground, dug a deep hole in it, and out of the hole came a man. He was about 6 feet tall, dressed in blood red, with a large dark green cape. He was very muscular, and the look on his face basically screamed out "Super-Villain".
Link: whoah! Shika, now can you identify the villain?
Shika: (flying over to the Villain and turning yellow) This is...
Before she could continue, The evil villain smacked Shika down to the ground.
Evil Villain: Quiet, fool! I don't need a stupid fairy to tell who I am! I will do it myself! I am...........GOSSUKA, THE AUTHOR OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!
Link: Author of Doom? What is that supposed to mean?
Gossuka: It means that I am an evil Author, and am writing this world into doom! I have found a way to make it so any character I create I can write into Hyrule or Termina! Unfortuantely, I can't write your destinies though, but I can still enslave Hyrule and Termina with my characters, and you can't do anything about it unless you go through Hyrule and Termina and find the 7 temples , awaken the 7 Sages who are all new characters I've created but don't know that they are sages, and beat me in a final fight!
Link: Umm, yeah. Do you know you've basically told us your entire plot and told us how to defeat you?
Gossuka: I did? Oh Crap! And my powers won't let me erase your memory! Dangit!
Link: Yeah, and Sages have to be good. And all the people you are creating are evil right? So how can there be Sages?
Gossuka: Well, um, actually, I just choose what the characters are built like, and their race, and all that stuff. I don't choose their alignment.
Saria: Hey, you just gave away another useful tip! Thanks!
Gossuka: CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: You're not much of a great villain, are you? Hmph, I'm not gonna waste my time on you. Tingle is probably more dangerous than you!
Gossuka: WHAT? HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME? NOW ALL OF KOKIRI FOREST SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!
Gossuka then focused his power. He started glowing an evil shade of black. The clouds above Kokiri Forest became even darker than before. Then, Gossuka focused all of the energy he made into a ball in his right hand. He raised his right arm high, and all of the ball except for 2 small sections turned yellow. One of the sections remained black, and the other section, on the opposite side of the black section, turned red. He then let out a loud yell, and the ball formed into a giant pencil of energy.
Link: A pencil? Isn't that a bit old-fashioned?
Gossuka: SHUT UP! Now the real terror starts!
Gossuka then threw the giant energy pencil at the entrance to Kokiri Forest, where it embedded in the earth. Then, Kokiri started sprouting out of the ground, a total of 100 of them. 25 of them looked normal and after one look at Gossuka, ran into the houses where the original Kokiri were. However, the remaining 75 Kokiri were of a darker tone, with dark green clothes and tannish-gray faces. They all had slingshots in their hands, and they were aiming at Link.
Link: AHHHHHHHHH! OH NO! WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shika: What do you mean? They're just evil Kokiri! (going into her "annoying fairy explanatory mode) These are just like normal Kokiri, only evil! You can guard against their slingshot attacks with your sheild!
Link: No, no! It's.........(pointing above the evil Kokiri) THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sure enough, above the evil Kokiri, there was a reason for Link to be afraid............... MANY MANY EVIL FAIRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fairies: Bwahahahaha......... HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! WATCH OUT! LOOK! HEY! LISTEN!....... and so on.
While Gossuka just stood there, grimacing at Link's torture with his earplugs in, Link was in his own personal hell.
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! EVIL FAIRY TORTURE!!!!!!!
Gossuka: Heheehhehe... He'll never survive. This would be a good time to leave. But before I do, I might as well seal this foolish boy's fate while he's distracted. ALL EVIL KOKIRI! I COMMAND YOU ALL TO KILL THE BOY BEING TORTURED BY THE FAIRIES!
30 of the Evil Kokiri: Yes, Master Gossuka
Saria: Hey wait a minute, how come only 30 of them obeyed you?
Gossuka: That's because there are 2 types of evil: Independent evil and Evil servants. Those 30 are evil servants, which means they are evil and obey me. the other 45 are evil but they do what they want.
Saria: Hey you just gave us another tip!
Gossuka: CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! That's it! I'm leaving before I accidentally give you another tip!
Gossuka then flew away, using his internal energy like in Dragonball Z. Meanwhile, Link was still undergoing the fairy torture, and the Evil Kokiri were shooting Link with slingshots. (All 75 of them. Apparently even the independent evil ones wanted Link dead.) Link was too busy covering his ears to shield against the slingshot seeds, and was getting welts on his skin.
Saria: Link, you need to attack the evil Kokiri! The fairies are just trying to hold you there so you can get killed!
Saria got no response except screams of agaony when Link uncovered his ears.
Saria: Ugh, that's it! If you want something done, I guess you have to do it yourself.
Saria then rushed towards Link, and pulled the Master Sword out of Link's sheath. She then started to kick some evil Kokiri butt. She sliced through the Kokiri, and also killed some fairies. When all the fairies were down, Link got up.
Link: Thanks Saria. Now give the sword to me, and I'll finish this.
Saria: OK, Link, I personally don't like killing people, especially fairies, but I had to to get you out of your pathetic screaming mode. Heh, you sure didn't look much like the "Hero of Time" there, Link.
Link: Easy for you to say, Saria. You're a Kokiri, so you're immune to Fairy Torture.
Link then took the Master Sword from Saria and finished off the rest of the Kokiri.
Link: There. Hey, Shika, you ok?
Shika was just getting up. She had been unconsious the whole time.
Shika: I'm ok now. Sheesh, that Gossuka guy was mean! Lets kick his Author butt!
Link: Yeah! Seeya, Saria, Shika and I are off to find the 7 Temples and rescue the Sages!
Saria: Seeya!
And so Link and Shika are off on an adventure to save both Hyrule AND Termina from the evil superpowered author, Gossuka. Will they succeed? What are the Temples? Who are the Sages? What new enemies will they face? What new items and characters will they encounter? Why is the author of this fic asking these stupid questions? Find out in Chapter 2, which will be coming up as soon as I get 6 Sages for this fic!