The sound of the pebbles crunching and the soft lapping of waves were the only sounds able to be heard as Jake and Simon walked across the Brighton beach at night, due to the cold temperature of the typical early winter weather, Simon wore his usual grey trench coat and thick woolen scarf which matched perfectly with his soft grey trousers and black leather shoes, while on the other hand Jake wore a plain black hoodie with faded grey jeans which seemed to illuminate his youthfulness compared to the man he shared his hand with. The tranquil atmosphere was however broken due to Simon grabbing Jake around the waist and spinning him so he crashed into the other's chest, "For a police officer your balance is shockingly shit", Simon says before chuckling and batting Jake's hood off from his head. "Well, in my defense, I am walking with someone I wasn't suspecting to be attacked from", Jake whined as he looked up to the slightly taller man through the darkness of night. "May I ask why you think I won't attack you?" Simon inquired, "Hmm... I don't know... It's not like you're my boyfriend or anything", Jake answers with a strong accent of sarcasm and before he knew it Simon had pinned him down against the pebbles and was straddling his waist. "That's exactly why I would attack you", Simon says before leaning over him and placing soft kisses around Jake's face before coming to a halt as the man under him bursts out laughing. "Why are you laughing?", Simon asks as he gives Jake a questionable look as if he's insane, "I'm being straddled by a guy in business entire, which makes him look like a HM model by the way, on a beach at midnight", Jake states and Simon scoffs before grinning devilishly, "Well I am a gorgeous man, of course I would look like a model" he says. "No, no, no... I didn't mean that you, as in yourself looked like a model... I meant that you look like you've just robbed a HM display case", Jake explains with a cheeky smirk covering his face, "You little shit!", gasps Simon as he tickles the man under him.
Jake is at Simon's mercy in a matter of seconds due to him being overly ticklish and tries to escape his attacker by squirming as he screamed through breaks in his laughter, after a couple of minutes which felt like hours of torture for Jake, Simon eventually eased off with the relentless punishment. "Oh...Thank God...You're the spawn of Satan, you know that, right?", Jake says as he lays defeated on the pebbles with Simon still straddling his hips. "Oh no, I didn't lay off due to me finding an ounce of mercy in my frozen heart", Simon joked, "I think we've attracted one of your police buddies", he says as he looked off to the direction of an approaching police officer. "Shit, someone probably walked past and thought we were having sex on the beach, this is your fault", Jake says as he looks over to the same direction. "Well if that's the case we might as well put on a show", Simon states as he looks back to Jake, "Wait, What!", Jake exclaims and before he can say anymore Simon is grinding into him like a dog on heat. "Get off me, you idiot!", Jake orders as he slaps Simon frantically due to the approaching officer. "Oi! You two, stop that immediately!" yells the police officer and immediately Simon jumps to his feet and sprints off, "Have fun explaining this one" he says and as he does Jake looks at him with pure betrayal before scrambling to his feet and kicking pebbles at the police officer during the process before sprinting after his so-called boyfriend.
When Jake finally caught Simon it was in Simon's apartment, "You... Bastard", Jake says through heavy breaths, "Aw, don't be angry Jake", Simon says softly as he takes off his jacket and scarf, "That was... Misha... For fucks sake... If she recognized me I'm... going to kill you", Jake says before collapsing defeated onto the Sofa. "Don't be like that, we've still got lots to do" Simon whispers softly into his ear before getting batted away by Jake, "I'm too tired for anything remotely sexual", Jake says with his face pressed into a pillow. "Well if you were quicker you would have caught the bus with me", Simon says while smirking before picking up Jake and taking him into the bedroom. "You... Took... The... BUS!", yells Jake as he is dropped onto the bed. "Of course I did, you would have caught me easily if I didn't", Simon says as he unzips Jake's jeans. "And now I'm going to make you running all that distance worth it", Simon says with a purr, and the only way Jake can respond is by gulping.