Umbridge Troubles

1995, Harry Potter's fifth year.Harry sat in the common room as Hermione and Ron were arguing.

"Bloody hell, Hermione!" Ron was screaming.

"What the hell did I do, Ronald?!" Hermione said, waving her hands in the air.

"You just... Ugh!" Ron stormed into his dormitory.

Hermione sat next to Harry. She turned toward him, her eyes looking like they were about to spill out tears. Harry put out his arms and she cried into his shoulder.

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Professor Dolores Umbridge sat in her office, waiting for Potter to show up. He showed up hours late, and Dolores was furious!

"You are late!" she spat.

"Friend troubles," he mumbled.

"MR. POTTER, YOU ARE TWO HOURS LATE! I STILL HAVE TO PREPARE FOR MY LESSONS! AND MY NEW RULES! I AM IN CHARGE OF THE EDUCATIONAL DEGREES, AS YOU MAY KNOW! NOW SIT DOWN AND DO AS YOUR TOLD!" Umbridge screeched. "Hhm, hhm."Harry sat in shock and thought that Umbridge was on a Muggle thing called drugs.

Umbridge sat at her desk and grinned. "Do you know why you're here?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Because I'm telling lies, Professor Umbridge." Harry snickered in his brain, and tried to keep a straight face.

"Correct. What is that lie?"

"That You-Know-Who is back."

"Correct." Umbridge handed him a paper and quill. "You know what to do, don't you?"

Harry nodded.

"Get to work."

"Yes ma'am."

"Not ma'am, it is Professor Umbridge."

"Yes Professor Umbridge."

"Start writing. Your scar isn't permanent yet." Umbridge laughed.

"It isn't?"

"NO YOU STUPID CHILD! NOW GET TO WORK OR I'LL EXPEL YOU!""You can't expel me! Only Dumbledore can!"

"THE HELL I CAN'T! GET TO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK!"

Harry reckoned that the Slytherins in the dungeons heard her.

He started writing I must not tell lies.

Umbridge smiled at torturing another student.

Harry saw her mouth open, and heard music.

"What the..."But Harry couldn't finish his sentence, because Umbridge, the toadstarted... Singing.It was a humming noise, but she looked like she wanted to grab a microphone (if she knew what that was) and start singing.

Harry decided Umbridge was on drugs.

Soon after her... moment she ushered Harry out of her office. While he was walking out, he could hear her singing out loud, and it was a Muggle song.

Harry decided that Umbridge was on a drug called meth.

He went to the common room and saw Ron and Hermione... kissing.

Harry had no clue what was going wrong with his day, so he went to his dormitory and changed into some pajamas and went to sleep, the last thing he heard was Hermione giggling, "Oh Ronald!"