Feliciano stared as Ivan stood in the corner of the room, death aura very obvious.

"Everyone!" Ivan shouted, "Become one with me, da~!"

Arthur and Alfred and the other Allies, not to mention Ludwig and Kiku stared in horror.

Feliciano wanted to be scary like him…

And he would be! He promised himself that much!

…but first they had to get away from him…

Feliciano tiptoed to the door, and slowly turned the knob. He slunk out of the room silently, no one noticed he left.

He was going to steal Ivan's scary!

He went out to the back yard of the abandoned building they had all been lured into by the tall Russian man.

Feliciano found a large stick lying in the dirt. He tried to lift it, but he was too weak. So he found a smaller stick; still too weak. So he found and even smaller stick, better known as a twig, and was finally able to pick it up!

This would show them not to mess with Feliciano Vargas!

He snuck back inside, and slid back through the door, concealing his weapon behind his back.

Who would be his first victim?

Kiku.

He spotted the Japanese man and snuck up behind him. Then, out of no where sprung his attack! He slapped the man on the arm, "VEE!" He screamed.

Kiku just walked away. "I scared him…!" Feliciano snickered to himself.

Next would be Yao. He too was smacked, and then walked away.

Just as Kiku and Yao had; Francis, and Arthur, were smacked, then walked away.

"I must be really scary if they all keep running away!"

His next victim was Alfred.

He smacked the American on the arm. "Oh no!" He said in fake fear, probably meant to mock him, "No! Felicianoooo!! AHHHH!" He ran away with his hands above his head.

Whether it was real or not, Feliciano couldn't tell. But it looked pretty real to him!

Ludwig was next, "VEE!" She shouted as he smacked the German.

"Hello Feliciano." Ludwig said, patting the smaller male on the head, "Have you finally got the door unlocked?"

"Um…no…but aren't you sacred?" Feliciano said, smacking him again.

"Well, Ivan can be a little creepy, but I wouldn't say I'm scared of him…" Ludwig said, crossing his arms.

"NO! NOT HIM! Vee~! Aren't you scared of me?" Ludwig said smacking him a third time.

Ludwig quickly caught on to Feliciano's game; he opened his eyes wide and backed away in fake horror.

"Vee~! If Ludwig wasn't scared of Ivan, but he was scared of me, then I'm really scary!" Feliciano said.

His last victim would, of course, be Ivan.

He inched his way closer to the Russian. Then, he attacked. He slapped the man on his arm.

He didn't even look at him.

Feliciano made a pouty face and did it again and again until he got the Russian's attention.

"Can you please stop that, da~? It's very bothersome, da~!" Ivan said calmly, still calling out the occasional, "JOIN ME?" or "BECOME ONE?" to the rest of the people in the room who were desperately trying to get free.

After all, Feliciano was the only one able to crawl behind the large dresser to get to the door. And Ludwig, the biggest and strongest there, other than Ivan, couldn't move it out of the way.

Feliciano was annoyed that Ivan was the only one who wasn't scared of him. Now, he slapped just a little too hard. He also probably should not have slapped him in the face.

Ivan's head turned slowly to stare at him through hooded eyes. "Kolkolkol." Ivan whispered to Feliciano.

Feliciano knew all to well what that meant.

He ran as fast as he could toward the dresser and quickly disappeared behind it.

Once again, Feliciano gave up.

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A/N: I don't know how I came up with this, really, da~! So…just please review and read my other stories if you liked this one, da~! -^J^-