The Band Stand: By Fred and George
Note: This story has no plot! It's strictly humor. Well what happened was we were sitting in band (thus the name), both of us had forgot our stuff so we had nothing to do, so we did what the sensible person (?) would do and wrote a fanfic! Sure we do poke fun at everyone, and there is alota Snape bashing, but it's comedy! Come on people, it's not even that funny, it's just….stupid.
~*Disclaimer: Yeah, you know the deal, we don't own any of the folks we wrote about.
THE BAND STAND
Fred looks around the small room nervously
Fred: "…..?"
George runs around.
George: "yee'as?!"
Fred: "Are you… feelin' ok???"
George: "I'm feelin' HIGH AS THE SKY!"
Fred sweat-drops and glances around.
Fred: "I can see that"
Oliver Wood enters the room, carrying a brown bag of lunch and a spork.
George sweat-drops
George: O.o; "Got milk?"
Fred laughs a little at his brothers joke… well almost joke.
P.Snape enters the room wearing a Hula outfit.
George: AHHH!!! Kill it!!
Fred screams
Fred: GET IT AWAY!!!
Snape: O.o;
Oliver continues to eat his lunch, not noticing the events of the room.
Snape beings to dance the Cha Cha
Fred cowers in corner.
George joins in Cha Cha
Fred glances around the room
Fred: "Where is the common decency in here!?!"
Fluffy enters the room
Fluffy: Grrrr (to Snape)
Fred grabs George by the shoulders and shakes him wildly
Fred: WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?!
George: O.o; I sniff…..stupid.
Fred sweat-drops
Oliver plays Tall Cedars on a kazoo
Snape: I want some weed George!
Fred tackles Snape and beats him to a goo for no apparent reason.
Snape: x.X
Harry enters the room
Harry (to the authors): SPOONISH HP JUNKIES!
Fred and George: Spoonish??
Harry: Bow down to me and worship my scar!!
Fred falls to knees
Fred: SOMEONE STOP THIS INSANITY!
Oliver throws a Bludger at Georges head.
The bludger hits its mark.
Oliver: And you call your self a beater!
George: X.X
Oliver rants on about beaters and Quidditch
Fluffy eats everyone in the room.
~*END*~
…or is it?
Note: yep total waste of your time! Why did you even come this far?! Well don't review it and tell us how much it sux, review it anyway though!
Note: This story has no plot! It's strictly humor. Well what happened was we were sitting in band (thus the name), both of us had forgot our stuff so we had nothing to do, so we did what the sensible person (?) would do and wrote a fanfic! Sure we do poke fun at everyone, and there is alota Snape bashing, but it's comedy! Come on people, it's not even that funny, it's just….stupid.
~*Disclaimer: Yeah, you know the deal, we don't own any of the folks we wrote about.
THE BAND STAND
Fred looks around the small room nervously
Fred: "…..?"
George runs around.
George: "yee'as?!"
Fred: "Are you… feelin' ok???"
George: "I'm feelin' HIGH AS THE SKY!"
Fred sweat-drops and glances around.
Fred: "I can see that"
Oliver Wood enters the room, carrying a brown bag of lunch and a spork.
George sweat-drops
George: O.o; "Got milk?"
Fred laughs a little at his brothers joke… well almost joke.
P.Snape enters the room wearing a Hula outfit.
George: AHHH!!! Kill it!!
Fred screams
Fred: GET IT AWAY!!!
Snape: O.o;
Oliver continues to eat his lunch, not noticing the events of the room.
Snape beings to dance the Cha Cha
Fred cowers in corner.
George joins in Cha Cha
Fred glances around the room
Fred: "Where is the common decency in here!?!"
Fluffy enters the room
Fluffy: Grrrr (to Snape)
Fred grabs George by the shoulders and shakes him wildly
Fred: WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?!
George: O.o; I sniff…..stupid.
Fred sweat-drops
Oliver plays Tall Cedars on a kazoo
Snape: I want some weed George!
Fred tackles Snape and beats him to a goo for no apparent reason.
Snape: x.X
Harry enters the room
Harry (to the authors): SPOONISH HP JUNKIES!
Fred and George: Spoonish??
Harry: Bow down to me and worship my scar!!
Fred falls to knees
Fred: SOMEONE STOP THIS INSANITY!
Oliver throws a Bludger at Georges head.
The bludger hits its mark.
Oliver: And you call your self a beater!
George: X.X
Oliver rants on about beaters and Quidditch
Fluffy eats everyone in the room.
~*END*~
…or is it?
Note: yep total waste of your time! Why did you even come this far?! Well don't review it and tell us how much it sux, review it anyway though!