Poor Unfortunate Souls

by MissBoaBoa

Peter Parker, an ordinary human, wanted nothing more but to become a part of the team of his favorite super heroes. He thought he would do anything to become an Avenger. Or at least, so he thought. NOTE! This is a VERY DARK FIC! Contains rape! No comfort, no happy ending! (No character death though)

1. So sad, so true

Chapter 1

So sad, so true

NOTES:

Okay, first of all, welcome! And thank you for trying out this fic :D

So, I was listening to one of my favorite Disney songs, Poor Unfortunate Souls from The Little Mermaid, and I was like… What if Loki would sing this? What if we would replace Ursula with our dearest god of lies and replace Ariel with Peter?

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And then I went to the dark side of my mind, and this came out ^^'

The first chapter is the adjusted song "Poor Unfortunate Souls" written for Loki!
The second and third chapter are the horrible fic that the song inspired me to write.

I truly hope you will like it as much as I did, and please PLEASE mind the warnings in the description! THis is not a happy fic! I repeat; THIS IS NOT A HAPPY FIC!

Enjoy!

P.s. If you are a Good Guy Loki Lover, please don't read this. I Absolutely LOVE Loki myself and have written quite some fics about him being cute/adorable/kind (See my other fics; little loki's big adventure)

If you would like to read a fluffy story on Peter and Loki, please read my fic "A Tale of the Trickster and the Spider" :)

Thanks, and I truly hope you will enjoy this dark mess!

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The only way to get what you want is to become a Super hero yourself.

Can you do that?

My dear, sweet child, that's what I do

It's what I live for

To help unfortunate mortals like yourself

Poor souls with no one else to turn to

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty

They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch

But you'll find that nowadays

I've mended all my ways

Repented, seen the light, and made a switch

true? Yes

And I fortunately know a little Seiðr

It's a talent that I always have possessed

And dear boy, please don't laugh

I use it on behalf

Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (Pathetic)

Poor unfortunate souls

In pain, in need

This one longing to be a soldier

That one wants to build a suit

And do I help them?

Yes, indeed

Those poor unfortunate souls

So sad, so true

They come flocking to my cauldron

Crying, "Spells, Loki, please!"

And I help them

Yes I do

Now it's happened once or twice

Someone couldn't pay the price

And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals

Yes I've had the odd complaint

But on the whole I've been a saint

To those poor unfortunate souls

Have we got a deal?

If I become a hero, will I ever be with my aunt or friends again?

Who knows?

But you'll have your team

Life's full of tough choices, isn't it?

Oh, and there is one more thing

We haven't discussed the subject of payment. You can't get something for nothing, you know

But I don't have-

I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle

What I want from you is your voice

But without my voice, how can I-

You'll have your strength, your baby face

And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha!

The Avengers there don't like a lot of blabber

They think a boy who gossips is a bore

Yet on S.H.I.E.L.D. it's much preferred for heroes not to say a word

And after all love, what is idle babble for?

Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation

True Avengers avoid it when they can

But they dote and swoon and fawn

On a hero who's withdrawn

It's he who holds his tongue who gets the job

Come on you poor unfortunate soul

Go ahead

Make your choice

I'm a very busy Æsir and I haven't got all day

It won't cost much

Just your voice!

You poor unfortunate soul

It's sad but true

If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet

You've got the pay the toll

Take a gulp and take a breath

And go ahead and sign the scroll

Huginn, Muninn, now I've got him, boys

This god is on a roll

This poor unfortunate soul

Hakurel, Níðhöggr
Come leaves of Yggdrasil's branch
Larengix glaucitis
Et max laryngitis
La voce to me

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NOTES:

Okay, so there are just two thing I would like to elucidate;

In the original song, Ursula sings to her two eels, Flotsam and Jetsam. I replaced the eels with Odin's ravens Huginn and Muninn.

Also, at the end of the original song, Ursula sings "Beluga, sevruga, Come winds of the Caspian Sea" Beluga and Sevruga being two types of sturgeon fish, both native to the Caspian Sea. I replaced them with Hakurel, Níðhöggr, who were dragons in norse mythology and known for eating the roots of the tree, Yggdrasil. 😊

Well, that's it for the song.

I will be posting chapter 2 tomorrow!

Thanks again so much and I hope to see you again in chapter 2! :D