Jack sighed. He had just known it would be a bad idea to make a film of his life but Will and Elizabeth had insisted it would be fun and no one would recognize them. Now here he was, on his boat with a load of fan girls swimming after them. Fan girls, ever pirated worst nightmare. They just had a obsession of trying to become a pirate, get on his ship and them get on him. He couldn't let them on the pearl, it was bad luck to have a female on board and they already had Elizabeth.
"Jack! Get your no good pirate arse back here!"
Jack slowly looked over the side of the ship. Bugger. He had forgotten Will and Elizabeth again. He didn't know why they got so annoyed, he had only done it a few dozen times. He couldn't let the ladder down to help them because the fan girls were getting too close.
"Sorry, but they will always remember this as the day they almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow." He shouted to them before starting the S 3000 electric motor he had installed into the ship and zoomed off.
The fan girls caught Will. His clothes were ripped off him and because they all wanted some of his hair he ended up bald as well. So many girls did naughty things to him that he fainted and sunk to the watery depps where he died alone.
Elizabeth however was not so lucky. Will's fan girls were not pleased with all the things they had done and so they carried her back to shore and tortured her continuously until her death thirty years later.
So, a short and very random THING written while watching fear and loathing in las vegas and telling my mum i was doing home work.