Hey all!
Ready for another SILVERLETTERS songfic? So this is my first LondonxMayaxZack fic. Pretty epic I'm telling you! Get ready for some pure, evil, hilarious awesomeness!
SILVERLETTERS
My name is Maya.
The story starts when it was hot and it was summer
I had everything, I was living on a cruise ship, I had an incredible boyfriend when…
And, I had it all; I had him right there where I wanted him
She came along, got him alone, and let's hear the applause
London Tipton. Dumbass, stuck up, rich chick. She was beautiful, but I never expected Zack of all people to fall for her.
She took him faster than you can say sabotage
But she did get him. One minute he was head over heels for me, and the next he had his arms around London. How had this happened?
I never saw it coming, wouldn't have suspected it
London? I didn't think she was smart enough, or had enough control over him.
I underestimated just who I was dealing with
It was my fault though. I shouldn't have let her near him. I didn't think she could do it! She's not a saint and she's not what you think
She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum
She underestimated just who she was stealing from
She's an actress, Whoa
I thought she was dumb, hell was I wrong. No she was just playing her cards to get my boy.
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, Whoa
She had speared him easily, and pulled him right into her bedroom.
Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys on the playground
Won't make you many friends
I was going to get her for this one. I could forgive London for a lot of things, but this wasn't one of them! She looks at life like it's a party and she's on the list
She should keep in mind,
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, Ha
Time to have some fun with Princess London!
London has the money to do anything she wants. She parties, lives an incredible life. She thinks she owns the world, which isn't true. She only owns half of it.
She looks at me like I'm a trend and she's so over it
In her eyes I can be nothing more than a bug, nothing more than an annoyance.
I think her ever present frown is a little troubling
It's like she's always plotting something, getting ready to attack.
Cause I like to rhyme her name with things, but
Yeah, you might think I'm crazy rich girl, but I'm getting ready for my revenge.
Sophistication isn't what you wear, or who you know
If it was, she'd have it. The girl has whatever she wants. But I am sophisticated, not her. She's nothing but a jerk.
Or pushing people down to get you where you wanna go
She's good at that. She did it to me. She's done it to others.
Oh they didn't teach you that in prep school
It's the simple things in life you don't enjoy, such as dumping smoothie on London Tipton's head. Destroying her photoshoot, messing with her lipstick
So it's up to me
But no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity
I think I'll shred them anyway though
She's not a saint and she's not what you think I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at honey
She's an actress, Whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, Whoa
Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys on the playground
Won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind,
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, Ha ha
You might have him, but haven't you heard
I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at honey
You might have him, but I always get the last word
Clothes destroyed. Cabin in shambles.
Whoa And do you still feel like you know what you're doing,
Cause I don't think you do, Oh
Do you still feel like you know what you're doing
I don't think you do, I don't think you do
London Tipton you took my Zack.
Let's hear the applause
C'mon show me how much better you are
See you deserve some applause
Cause you're so much better
She took him faster than you could say sabotage!
You DON'T mess with Maya's boy.