Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the thrilling and amazing story about the most charismatic, the most outspoken and the most popular duo in current WWE and especially NXT. Where future is now and it holds its two shining stars, who just want to have some good fun and give their opponents hard time, while laughing to it. Behold the mouthpiece Enzo Amooore and seven foot tall Colin "Big Cass" Cassidy, and you cant teach thaaat... HOW YA DOOOOIN? POv Style...
BIG CASS POV
"Yo, yo, yo, yo Enzooooo , what are you doin man? , I asked smaller Enzo but my best buddy in the univer seeeee
"Watcha tryin to ask me yo? I am working out all night long, replied Enzooo Amooore.
"When are we gonna kick some serious butt enzo broo? , I asked with much needed persistance.
"I am gonna tell you exactly when we are gonna do dat, we are gonna kicked their asses and punch their moushs, ya hear me , seee?
"Your italian is horrible man, but you keep tryin man, Ok so let me tell you this, we are gonna go straight there and everybody will be shittin their pants to the point we will have to change their diapers, no? , I asked
"What kind of stupid horrible ting are you tolking about? , asked Enzo
"I was just stating facts bro, you clearly need to gain some more upper body strength, cause you look like jersey chicken, bro, I laughed
"I will not honor dat with answar, you fool, ya hear me?
"Ooh , ooh I am so scared, dont you wanna try to throw chicken bones at me, sir?
"That is it, and he started to punch me in verge of fun and good outgoing nature.
ENZO POV
I was sittin back in a locker room tryin to remember, how to do that great mic things, which was never my bad sign or ya can say bad attitude of an Italian ese. So Big Cass was making himself selfie with some muscles he called them this way, even we know it does not look like dat. But we were preparing for our opening match against Sylvester Leffort, his buddy was out on a Marseille vacation with his sweetheart Luca Scatini, just jokin, but you know me well. So we started to talk to Eden
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guests at this time Enzo Amore and Colin Cassidy, and we went straight to her.
"Yo, yo yo, how did you called Cass?
"Colin Cassidy, she said with shallow smile planted on her innocent face.
"No, no, no sweetheart you see this here is Big Cass and you need to introduce him properly cause he will blow some street rhymes all night long with me, he is a real play, seee?
"Yo yo, yo Tonight we are fighting against the wannabe french baguette Sylvester Let me forget your name Fort and we are gonna put our boots to his hairy, ugly, stinking face till he will cover himself in piss and shit.
"Hey man, this.. this is a PG show, I said.
"PG or not or how I Call it Pretty garbage tryin to melt their faces of their noses, right my boy? , said in rhymes Cass
"You bet your a...butt that we are, you are right, sorry my Italian is messin with my tongue, but my charisma will blow the roof of the poop of Sylves face... Come on now Big Cass... our match is next, se?
NXT ARENA, ORLANDO, FL
Bell rang and JoJo started to introduce,
"The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first from France, weighting at 180 lbs, Sylvester Leffort.
"And this arena is ready, welcome ladies and gentlemen, my name is Tom Phillips along with Renee Young and Byron Saxton, hello.
"So excited to be here, NXT Universe is ready for some action...
"That is right, I Cannot wait till Sylvester Leffort will gain retribution against slow minded Enzo Amore and Colin Cassidy, said heel Byron.
"Oh come on, you cannot be serious, started as usually arguing Renee... blah blah blah.
Time for hard hitting action.
Big Cass made his way out first with Enzo Amore, his most trusted partner in all of Universe...
"How yaaaa doooooin, he shouted and everybody was cheering and singing SAWFT...
"And his opponent accompany by Big Cass Colin Cassidy from Jersey Shore, New Jersey, Enzo Amore.
"Yo, yo yo, cut the music, cut the music, cut it. as all of you may know, but I think you know it pretty well MY NAAAME IS ENZOOO AMOOOORE, AND I AM THE BONA FIDE G, HALL OF FAME BOUND P, MIGHTY DOLLA RUNNING SON OF THE STREET AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT... He pointed to his tag team partner and best buddy Cass
"AND THIS RIGHT HERE IS BIG CASS, HE IS SEVEN FEET TALL, ALMOST SKY ROCKETING 280 POUNDS FREAK OF A MUSCLE POUNDING FREAKS AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT... Cass ran to the ring
"HOW YAA DOOOOIN?
"AND THIS RIGHT HERE IS SYLVESTER I DONT REMEMBER MY BRAIN GOT OBSCURED LEFT FORD., everybody was shitting their pants in laughter and amusement
"SO I AM GONNA SAY SOMETHING TO YOU, PRETTY BOY. ONE YOUR HAIR IS GETTING SKANKY AND SMELLY. HOW YA DOOOIN? TWO YOUR STUPID FACE NEEDS SOME REFRESHMENT AND SCIENTIFIC CURE. HOW YAA DOOOIN? AND THREE AND NOT MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL I AM GONNA PUNCH YOUR UNWORTHY MOOUSH AND SHOVE YOUR TEETH DOWN YOUR UNEXISTING THROAT, EVERYBOOOOODY... HOOOW YAAA DOOOIN?
"AND HERE IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. MY NAME IS BIG CASS AND I AM ASS WHOOPIN KILLA, FACE STITCHIN GODZILLA, I WILL RIDE MY BOOT TO YOUR ROOTY POOP AND FINALLY I GOT ONE WORD, THAT CAN DESCRIBE MY MENTAL STATE... He started shaking his hand like young Hunter Hearst Helmsley and looking at crowd that was laughing in amazement... " I AM GONNA SPILL IT OUT FOR YAAA. AAAND T... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Match was progressing pretty well with neither man getting much of a momentum, until Big cass interjected Sylfonder Leftpooper and hit him to the face with his face... and it was all over
"You winner Enzo Amore.
" AND THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU CROSS THE MANLIEST MEN ON THE PLANET AND IN THE WHOOOLE WIIIDE WOOORLD... HOOOW YAAA DOOOOOIN?
SHOW OFF...
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