Disclaimer:I do not own naruto characters
This is my first fanfic plz no bad comments just some constructive criticism
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How to torture naruto characters\Chapter 1: naruto
1. Tell him he will never be hokage because theres already 50 ppl in line to be hokage
2. Tell him sasuke is sakuras boyfriend
3. Give him 30 days old milk
4.Drink 30 day old milk
5. Fight him for the can
6. Win the fight
7. Become hokage b4 he can
8. Non-stop say believe it in his face
9. Eat all the ramen in the world
10. Eat in his face
11. Win the fight again
12. Kill orachimaru b4 he can
13 Destroy his sasuke plush
14. Win the fight again
15.Make some ramen and eat more in his face
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Hiro: so Naruto whats up
Naruto: IM GONNA TO KILL U!
Hiro: well that's not nice
Naruto: (now crying) u ate my ramen BWAAAAAA
Hiro: get over it
Naruto: IM GONNA KILL U , THEN BRING U TO LIFE THE KILL U AGAIN (chases hiro)
Hiro: Cya (runs away