A/N: Don't be surprised if this isn't really good. I'm just trying out my first insanity fic, so please read and review.

Bruno: I'm a pretty ballerina. (Dances like a Ballerina and falls off the Ground Canyon)

Ash: My Pikachu taste like ketchup!

Tracey: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I shall take over the world with this celery stick. (Points it at everyone else)

Misty: Arrrhhhhhhaaa! It's a whole bunch of Water Pokémon!

(Will and Karen do the twist on top of Lugia)

(Brock and Tracey get married and for a honeymoon they jump into a very hot active volcano in Cinnabar Island.)

Misty: I dedicate my whole live to training Bug Pokémon and killing Water Pokémon!

(Lance feeds his Dragon Pokémon to a bunch of vicious Tyrannitar.)

Lance: Good bye Dragon Pokémon! I shall now train Caterpies, Weedles and Magikarps!

Koga: Oh my god! My Venomoth is trying to eat my Pokémon and me!

Sabrina: You shall all die in 9277256173847267282716 years! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Falkner: Mmmmm! Roast chicken tastes better then Miltank meat!

Erika: I hate perfume!

Ash: I have an IQ of 0%!

Mewtwo: If you do not worship me I'll make you give me 5 c.

Blaine: OMG! I'm a hypocrite!

Articuno: My tail makes a great paintbrush!

Togepi: I shall kill everyone, chop them up into little pieces and put them in Pokéchow!

Bugsy: Eeeeeeeeeeek! A Bug! (Steps on a Spinarak)

Misty: (Wailing) Nooooooooooo! You killed my poor Spinarak!

THE END-For now.

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*Blinks a couple of times* That's it! I have got to take my sanity pills. *Grins* Not that it will work.

Sorry if this was a bit short. It's just that this is my first insanity fic and I since I'm going to put all of my Pokémon insanity in this one fic I wanted each chapter to get longer and longer, so you can expect another more longer insane chapter later.

Yeah, I do humour fics, but sometimes I can be insane. ^_^ Although, I'm more humorous then insane, but I try.

Well, that's it. And remember-

(Kage the Charmander appears and uses his tail flame to form the words INSANITY RULES!)

Fierystreak.