This was actually written for a contest on DA, but I'll go ahead and leave it here for you guys too.
Well my name's Ellis,
This here is Nick
You'll have to excuse him
He can be a real prick.
Who would have thunk it?
The conman and the hick
Who would a thought
Things would just click.
Never saw it coming myself
But now I don't think
I could be with anyone else.
We're a right pair we are
A red queen to a black king.
But just look at how nice I look!
Sportin' this here wedding ring.
We'll always be together,
Even when we've up and grown old.
Our story! it's already being told
By millions of fanboys and girls,
Found all over the world.