The TUXB is set in a volcano, and there's one platform for fighting and one for talking and Michael. It begins:
Michael Scott: Welcome to the Ultimate X-over Battle, ot TUXB.
Mr. T: Who's dis foo?
Spongebob: That's the host/commentator of the Ultimate X-over Battle, Michael Scott. (whispers) Isn't he hot!
Mr. T: Uh... Sure, spongey dude.
Sonic(speeds intothe room and knocks over Mr. T)
Mr. T: Watch where you goin, foo!
Sonic: Whateva! Like, OMG!
Michael: Oh, and so begins the first battle! Sonic vs. Mr. T! Like, WOW!
Sonic: Oh no he didn't!(smacks Mr. T)
Mr. T:(twists Sonic's head around, throwsit in the air, and dropkicks it) I have no pity for da foo!
Michael: Like, WOW!
Mr. T: Don't make me come over there!
Michael: God... Well, alright.
Naruto: I BELIEVE!(dramatically jumps into the room) Waitaminute... BELIEVE IT!
Spongebob: He's hot too.
Sonic's head: LOL, shut up!
Michael: Enter new contestant, dramatic drumroll, Harry Potter! Like, WOW!
Harry: Duh... Hi.
Naruto: What's wrong with you?
Harry: Uh... (laughs stupidly)
Michael: He got part of his brain torn out by Voldee. Anyways, next battle: Naruto vs. Harry Potter! YEAH!
Harry Pot head: Duh huh huh! Eksthpectow patwonun!
Michael: Like, WOW! ONE, that wasn't the right spell, and TWO, you didn'tsay it right! Cause you got only half a brain! Dumbass!
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!(smacks Harry Potter)
Harry: Wah!!! Duh wah!!!
Naruto: SEXY JUTSU!(beautiful women appear) Just chillin with my skanks, homie.
Spongebob: Duh...
Harry: Like, duh! Der da der, wah duh...
Michael: Wierd. Harry Potter and Spongebob have an idiot language that they communicate with.
Harry:(suddenly sticks his wand into Naruto's brain) Duh huh, I win!
Naruto:(dead)
Michael: Like, WOW! We are two maches in, people! Thus ends the first set of battles! Like, WOW!