(Rachel is driving Monica's Porsche with Ross in the passenger seat. They are on the interstate. Ross is worried because Rachel is speeding and driving recklessly.)

Rachel: Oh, this air conditioner feels so good on my feet. You know my flip flops are off right now. Oh, it feels good.

Ross: (worriedly) Whatever helps you be in better control of the vehicle.

Rachel: I love driving. I feel so free.

Ross: Please, slow down.

(Red and blue lights appear in the background.)

Rachel: (looking in the mirror) What? Does he want me?

Ross: I would say so.

Rachel: (pulling over) Oh, no! I wasn't going that fast! This is not good!

Ross: Relax, it'll just be a ticket.

Rachel: No, Ross. I don't have a valid licence. It expired last year.

Ross: You don't have a valid licence!

Rachel: No! Oh!

Ross: It's okay, take it easy, you didn't do anything wrong. You are not in that much trouble.

Rachel: You think?

Ross: I was talking to myself, you're going down.

(An officer approaches the car.)

Officer Hanson: Do you know why I stopped you, ma'am?

Rachel: (trying to turn on the charm) Well, hello...(reading his badge) officer Handsome.

Officer Hanson: It's Hanson.

Rachel: Oh, my mistake. You could have fooled me.

Officer Hanson: I had you going 20 over the limit.

Ross: Twenty?!

Rachel: Oh, dear.

Officer Hanson: Yes and you swerving in and out of the lane. Had anything to drink tonight?

Rachel: Oh, no. I'm not a big drinker. I'm more of a walk-on-the-beach kind of girl.

Ross: Oh, brother.

Officer Hanson: Can I see your licence and registration?

Rachel: (in a flirting tone) Well, officer Handsome...oh, I mean Hanson, sorry. Don't you want to know my name first?

Officer Hanson: Well, yes, if you show me your licence.

Rachel: (laughing) Oh, officer, you are funny.

Ross: What's funny about that?

Officer Hanson: Ma'am, I won't ask you again. Licence and registration.

(Rachel sighs.)

Rachel: (handing the expired licence over) Alright.

(Officer Hanson looks at it then looks at Rachel.)

Officer Hanson: This has expired.

Rachel: Wow. Funny and keen-eyed. You know...(putting her left hand on the officer's arm and the other on his tie) you are everything a girl looks for in a guy.

Officer Hanson: You can take your hands off my uniform, ma'am.

(Rachel does so.)

Officer Hanson: Then you can step out of the car and place them on the hood.

(Rachel looks at him for a second.)

Rachel: (looking down to put her flip flops on, quietly to Ross) Great, the one gay cop in New York.

(Scene change.)

(Return to the side of the road. Ross is on the phone to Monica.)

Ross: Anyway, Mon, I may be a little late coming home with the car. Rachel's a bit tied up right now.

(The camera shows Rachel bent over the hood of the car, hands cuffed behind her back, a female officer patting her down.)

Rachel: Is this really necessary? Couldn't you just let me off with a ticket?

Female officer: Keep quiet and spread 'em.

(The officer kicks Rachel's legs apart.)

Rachel: Oh...

(The officer runs her hands down Rachel's black sweatpants.)

Rachel: Couldn't officer Hanson at least do this part?

(The scene and episode end there.)