Strange meeting
They stood there, wind blew through their hair and tears were streaming.
"Sasuke get here now you BAKA!" screamed Naruto looking as though some one had spray- painted him in pigs guts! (YUK)
This time Sakura spoke up.
" Sasuke if you do not get down here now, god forbid I shall go up there and set Ino out of her bitchy box! "
"Hn..." was all she got
By this time Sai had a very confused look on his face and Yamato was on the floor in stitches, Naruto on the other hand, had anime bug eyes ( OMG the mental image XD) and was trying to hold his jaw in place!
" Right thats it!" she screamed "Sai !"
Hearing his name he looked round.( With a very worried look on his face, which was strange)
Sakura strided over to him and started wispering in his ear. His eyes were starting to became larger with every second.
Sasuke just stood there with his eyebrows in the sky.
' WTF are they doing?'
Sai nodded and disapeared. Only to reapear next to Sasuke.
" May I see if you have a em...er...em..penis?" was all that came from Sai
Five seconds later Sasuke was on the ground frothing at the mouth.
It has been a year since that day and sadly Sasuke is in a mental hospital and must wear a blindfold while washing.
Sai is now a doctor working in a sexual health clinic in Konoha.
Sakura ( R I P) was beaten to death by Naruto for giving Sai the idea.
I don't own the characters, Masashi Kishamoto does!
