A/N: This is a one shot I just randomly thought of. Let me know if you think it's any good, I would like to know.

And incase if you were wondering, no, I didn't plan to post this on a Wednesday. It just happened that way.

Beat Up Bella Wednesday's

One Shot

Whats going on? Where am I? I looked up above me. Green trees. Well, I landed myself in a forest

Well, how did I get here? was the next question my brain asked me.

How do I know? I asked back. Yeah, brain, take that!

I was just about to get up when I got blunt force trauma to my chest slamming me down to the ground again! Good thing I was a sexy ass vampire made of a marble like substance. Or something like that.

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?" I yelled jumping up. I looked around and didn't see anything. Then, something tickled me. Then again, and again. Something I couldn't see was tickling me. Well, now, that was almost as bad as me talking to my brain.

The next thing I knew, I was getting closer and closer to the tree tops. I looked over and saw Edward.

"Jerk!" I yelled at him. He laughed and tickled me again. No wonder I couldn't see him running, even with my super-cool super-human eyes. Edward was always the fastest runner. I punched him in the shoulder. I was still a new born so I know that hurt him.

We were above the tree tops so it was time we started to sparkle. It started to rain so, naturally, we got wet. Edward kissed me and then let go of me. I fell to the ground with a loud bang.

"Well, if it isn't raining Bella's!" I heard Emmett's voice chime. He started booming with laughter once I glared at him. I jumped at him and took him down in less than a second. I had him pinned. He couldn't move.

Then a dainty pixie like thing charged at me. I saw it coming but she still tackled me. I was able to throw her into a tree, causing it to crash.

I heard Carlisle's voice indistinct saying to Esme, "Oh, yes, it's 'Beat Up Bella Wednesday'."

A blonde bitch was on top of me. "Hey, Yellow Head, Emmett told me he want's to bang you right now, but you have to stop banging me first!" I told her.

That pissed her off. She screamed. Then all of a sudden, I was in Edward's arms, with Renesmee between us and all was well again. I really liked being a vampire.