Series: Bloody Roar II
Written by: Irvine Kinneas the Coyote
Plot: PERURU'S BACK!!! The lovable, huggable, kind-hearted, absent-minded master ninja snake zoanthrope, Lover-of-Beanie-Babies and Eater-of-Cars is back and the ZLF makes the DUMBEST mistake of their lives... they trashed a Beanie Baby store...
Peruru walked down the street, humming to himself, watching the birds fly overhead, then snatching them out of the air and eating them. The Zoanthrope Liberation Front was trashing the streets around him, but Peruru dumbly stumbled forward, humming his tune and greeting everyone with a friendly smile, even if they are Liberation soldiers. Peruru watched as the Beanie Baby store blew up and Shenlong and Busuzima ran out. Peruru's eyes watered, his bottom lip trembled. "NOOOOOOO!!!" Peruru ran up, collecting Beanie Babies left and right. "You meanies!! You KILLED them!!" Shenlong blinked with a stupid-ass look on his face. "They're stuffed toys, you idiot!" Peruru got all starry eyed and began his speech. "All things have a soul.... all things can feel.... and you just killed Magic the Unicorn! I NEEDED Magic!! Seifer Almasy killed Magic... Prepare yourself!!" Shenlong and Busuzima exchanged glances then laughed. Shenlong smirked and got into stance. Peruru got into stance, but soon he was distracted when a butterfly flew over Shenlong's head. "OOOOOOO!!!!! BUTTERFLY!! CATCHYCATCHYCATCHY!!!" Peruru inadvertedly dodged Shenlong's flying kick. Shenlong snorted and did another flying kick. Peruru bent over and picked up the butterfly from the store window flower. "You better get out of here, Mrs. Butterfly... the evil people will kill you!!" Peruru set the butterfly into the air, then grabbed Shenlong by the foot. Like Bam Bam from the Flintstones, he slammed Shenlong over and over again. Shenlong went FLYING into a car. Peruru began collecting 'survivors' and stuffing them in his gi pockets. He picked up a burnt Sly the Fox and his eyes watered. "He's dead!" Peruru sniffled. "You're dead!" Shenlong ran toward Peruru, morphing as he went. Peruru picked up a Beanie Baby and chucked it at Shenlong. Shenlong caught it and held it in his massive paws. Peruru morphed into a black cobra zoanthrope and spat a whole bunch of acidic venom in Shen's eyes. Then Peruru batted him around a bunch, screaming "GIVE IT BACK!! GIVE IT BACK!!!" Shenlong tossed the Beanie Baby at Peruru and ran off. "GET AWAY!!!" Shenlong shouted. Peruru hugged the goldfish beanie and purred. "I won't let anyone hurt you again..." The peasants rejoiced. The mayor walked up to him. "How can we ever repay you, Master Ninja?" Peruru held up a Beanie to the mayor's face. "Kiss the Beanie!!" The mayor blinked, then kissed it. Peruru jumped up and down and meeped excitedly. Then he walked off, his duffelbag and gi was now stuffed with Beanie Baby survivors.